As Crooked Donald
At long last leaves the White House
We will breathe again
We will breathe again!
Softener sheets will be banned!
When I’m President.
When I’m President?
White House Taco Bell, and a
Burrito gofer
Burrito gofer
gofer gopher burrito
It tastes like varmint
“It tastes like varmint!”
Yosemite Sam got the
drop on Bugs Bunny?
drop on Bugs Bunny
The pigeons do it a lot
Bugs Bunny hates it
Bugs Bunny hates it
when folks act like snots. Of course,
you know this means war!
You know this means war
When I say hi and then you
Fart as you walk out.
Fart as you walk out?
On a packed elevator?
Classic prank, Simpson.
Classic prank, Simpson
If that’s your middle name, I
Said to U.S. Grant
Said to U.S. Grant:
“Best whiskey to win battles?”
“The kind you drink, man!”
“The kind you drink, man!”
So what’s the best type of weed?
“The kind you smoke, man!”
The kind you smoke, man
That’s the kielbasa I want
Not the fake sausage
“Not the fake sausage”
She purred to the pizza boy
Then she dropped her skirt
Then she dropped her skirt.
And all hell broke loose. It was
A very good day.
A very good day
Is when you shit your pants and
No one notices
No one notices
I can be invisible
People don’t see me.
People don’t see me
as a man-about-town, 'cause
I never leave home.
I never leave home
Without AmEx. And Visa,
Master Card and Cash.
Master Card and Cash
Go together like Johnny
And synthesizers.