For one small ice cube
I would gladly shared with you
My girlfriend Lorraine.
My girlfriend Lorraine
Made me a wonderful quiche
Then we went to France
Then we went to France
To fulfill the prophecy,
As it is written.
As it is written
On the subway walls, and yes
The tenement halls
The tenement halls
Are covered with graffiti
Words of the prophets.
Words of the prophets
Making love with Cecilia
Insincere giraffes
Insincere giraffes
Will stay away from the beach
When sharks are around
When sharks are around
Shipwrecks, they get a load of
Flotsam and jetsam.
Flotsam and jetsam.
That’s the story of my life.
Ending up with naught.
Ending up with naught
Is the result of all my
Casino visits
Casino visits
Spent last nickel, won a dime
walked out a winner
Walked out a winner
Everybody cheered when I
Won the lottery.
Won the lottery
Got five dollar milkshake and
A Big Kahuna
A big kahuna
The trick play and I lost at
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Lizard, Spock really does not
work terribly well
work terribly, well
and you’ll find yourself replaced
with indoor plumbing
withe indoor plumbing
You will always have a place
to do your business
to do your business
if you’re a dog, don’t do it
in front of Ed’s house
In front of Ed’s house
We’ll throw a lavish Dopefest
Just because we can.
Just because we can
Doesn’t mean that we have to
What did I just find