Haiku Madness

Beating Hillary
Something that Bill never did
I mean, I hope not

I mean, I hope not
But they say Clintons kill dudes
Also, Earth is flat

Also, Earth is flat
'Cause the Bible tells me so
And Jesus loves me

And Jesus loves me
And evolution aint real…
Nope, can’t fake this dumb

Nope, can’t fake this dumb:
“Your Buick doesn’t have a
roof rack!” imbecile

Roof Rack Imbecile
Was a one-hit-wonder with
“I Love Your Left Tit.”

I love your left tit
Actually, I love both
Your tits are gorgeous

Your tits are gorgeous
But you already knew that
Confident are you

“Confident, are you,
In your election chances?”
They asked Hillary

They asked Hillary
“Why didn’t you leave the prez?”
Hillary just shrugged

Hillary just shrugged
I thought if I did, I would
Lose the election.

Lose the election
To a chump like Trump, she did
Yeah, nice going, Hil

Yeah nice going Hil
Paving the road for others
Show a new way, girls

Show a new way, girls
Even though men think equal
work is oppression

Work is oppression
Men and women equally
Suffer the setup

Suffer the setup
The moment someone wants to
Bring up gun control

Bring up gun control
Infuriate some people
Mostly in Texas

Mostly in Texas
Is where all the loonies are
And Florida too

And Florida, two
drunks had sex in a cop car
Gotta give them props

Gotta give them props
If you want them to play props
On that Whose Line show