Thank God for brown pants
Mine right now are white as snow
Better wipe fully.
Thank God for brown pants
And matching flower shirt
Goes with my white belt
Sunumarbitch!
Better wipe fully
Avoid humiliating
Loved ones with your drool
Loved ones with your drool
On their mouths after kissing
May wipe discreetly.
May wipe discreetly
That smirk off your ugly face
You smug son of a…
“You smug son of a
whore!” “My ma wasn’t a whore!
She gave it for free.”
She gave it for free
because you can’t charge enough
Love and Apple Pie
Love and apple pie,
Old Glory and the Straight Dope:
fav’rite things of mine.
Fav’rite things of mine
Bacon, beer, boobs, and bundt cake
God bless 'Merica
God bless 'Merica
Here’s the ‘a’ you were short: A.
(Hate 'breviations)
Hate 'breviations
If you can’t use any wit
Then use brevity
Then use brevity
In swimwear and lingerie
As long as you’re hot.
sorry cache problem grrr
As long as you’re hot,
you can use my A/C, luv;
cool off in style.
Cool off in style
Or just remove your clothing
My nudist Buddhist
My nudist Buddist
Should not be a real prudist
That would be rudest
That would be rudest
Nor would you be the prudest
To view the nudist
BZZZZZZZ! Foul!
To view the nudist
I find that binoculars
Are very useful
I protest! I just counted again, and it’s 5-7-5.
Are very useful,
these hands of mine; can open
anything not locked.
Anything not locked
Or bolted to the floor is
Fair game for my boy