dang gotta go
Bzzt. Four syllables. I’ll go with:
All white and runny
like rice pudding put through the
blender on “Puree.”
blender on puree
allows you to eat hot dogs
if your jaw is wired
If your jaw is wired
Not much talking you will do
A wise man listens
A wise man listens
When his mom says don’t holster
A gun down your pants
A gun down your pants
Careful–that thing could go off
And so could the gun
And so, could the gun
be blamed for those two murders?
I didn’t mean to shoot!
I didn’t mean to shoot.
Gun went off by accident
That’s what they all say.
That’s what they all say
when they’re caught with their pants down
like Woods and Edwards.
like Woods and Edwards.
And self-shooter accident
Plaxico Burress
Plaxico Burress
a name that flows trippingly
off the tongue, O joy!
Off the tongue, o joy,
the words spill with abandon
some brevity please
Some brevity please
Knock, knock! who’s there? Banana–
No, that’s levity
No, that’s levity
Star of TV and movies
Eugene Levity
“didn’t” = 1 syllable? Perhaps “di’nt”
Eugene Levity
He’s in that old math movie
American pi
American Pi
I would prefer Pie, not Pi
Banana cream, Yum!
Banana cream yum?
Is that an innuendo?
Well, in your endo
Well, in your endo
Where suppositories go
Loosens things up-o
Loosens things up. O!
A bit runnier than hoped–
Thank God for Brown Pants