None around here - whew!
That was close! I thought I saw
A nun around here
A nun around here?
You have a bad habit of
talking that nunsense
talking that nunsense
maybe you can explain the
Stations of the Cross
Stations of the Cross:
Jesus during sad last day
on to Golgotha
On to Golgotha
But not his last day at all
Isn’t that the point?
Isn’t that the point?
I see what you mean. Easter
lesson’s eternal.
Lesson’s eternal:
Look before crossing the street
And tip your waitress
And tip your waitress
But not so forcefully that
She falls right over
She falls right over
herself with the hot desire
a hot fudge sundae
a hot fudge sundae
is what I’m contemplating
as I eat lettuce
As I eat lettuce
I keep thinking that I’m the
worst rabbit ever
Worst rabbit ever
Did not like lettuce, carrots
Just loved Jack Daniels
Just loved Jack Daniels
Until too much was consumed.
The carpet still smells.
The carpet still smells.
After the flood receded,
The sewage did not.
The sewage did not
quite mask his halitosis
It was pretty bad
It was pretty bad
when the dog wanted fresh air
No more broccoli
No more broccoli
It’s a nasty creation
Pass the chocolate, please
Pass the chocolate please
I want some on my bacon
Big heart attack, please
Big heart attack please,
is old hash slinger slang for
Six fried eggs on toast
My last girlfriend had
an ass like six fried eggs on toast
–white and runny