Haiku Madness

None around here - whew!
That was close! I thought I saw
A nun around here

A nun around here?
You have a bad habit of
talking that nunsense

talking that nunsense
maybe you can explain the
Stations of the Cross

Stations of the Cross:
Jesus during sad last day
on to Golgotha

On to Golgotha
But not his last day at all
Isn’t that the point?

Isn’t that the point?
I see what you mean. Easter
lesson’s eternal.

Lesson’s eternal:
Look before crossing the street
And tip your waitress

And tip your waitress
But not so forcefully that
She falls right over

She falls right over
herself with the hot desire
a hot fudge sundae

a hot fudge sundae
is what I’m contemplating
as I eat lettuce

As I eat lettuce
I keep thinking that I’m the
worst rabbit ever

Worst rabbit ever
Did not like lettuce, carrots
Just loved Jack Daniels

Just loved Jack Daniels
Until too much was consumed.
The carpet still smells.

The carpet still smells.
After the flood receded,
The sewage did not.

The sewage did not
quite mask his halitosis
It was pretty bad

It was pretty bad
when the dog wanted fresh air
No more broccoli

No more broccoli
It’s a nasty creation
Pass the chocolate, please

Pass the chocolate please
I want some on my bacon
Big heart attack, please

Big heart attack please,
is old hash slinger slang for
Six fried eggs on toast

My last girlfriend had
an ass like six fried eggs on toast
–white and runny