In Logjammin’ flick,
Bunny LaJoya appeared,
Played by Tara Reid.
Played by Tara Reid.
No relation to Harry.
He of Searchlight fame.
He of Searchlight fame
is one of those things unknown
Hey! Happy Easter!
Hey! Happy Easter!
it’s a beautiful spring day
enjoy time outside
Enjoy time outside
Big storm coming to NorCal
I’m inside today.
I’m inside today
But did yard work earlier
Picking up loose sticks.
Picking up loose sticks
a lot less fun than loose chics
keep the hands busy
Keep the hands busy
I can’t find any loose chicks.
Busy hands tonight.
Busy hands tonight.
Pizza and salad, that’s it.
No hams need apply.
No hams need apply
There’s pierogi in the house
Fried, with sour cream
Fried, with sour cream
will make anything tasty
How 'bout some bacon?
Fried, with sour cream
That’s how I like my sour kraut
Wait, I hate sour kraut
(For the purposes of this haiku, “sour” is one sylamable)
You’ve disrupted the space-time continuum.
Except for the first line, right? 
I hate sourkraut.
Bratwursts deserve onions and
hot russian mustard.
Hot Russian mustard?
Never heard of it before
Stadium for me.
Yup. 
Stadium for me
Where else can a fella go
To watch football games
To watch football games
And enjoy, you can’t be a
Detroit Lions fan
Detroit Lions fan
Chicago, baseball: Lions
and tigers and bears!
And tigers and bears
are large mammals that I fear;
none around here - whew!