Shows how dumb you are!
Idiot blind flutist dumb
Nyarlathotep
(spelled right I hope - I pronounce it with 5 - but maybe I’m wrong!)
Shows how dumb you are!
Haiku Madness is the gate!
the Great Old Ones Rise!
Nyarlathotep
Appears in Lovecraft works, where
the Great Old Ones Rise!
The great old ones rise
With the help of viagra
Crazy old horndogs
Crazy old horndogs
pack the State Home for the Quite
Mad but Lecherous.
Mad but lecherous:
Not sending my mom to an
old folks home like that
old folks home like that
bingo-callin’ card-shufflin’
hell I shall avoid
Hell, I shall avoid
anything that sounds like work.
Can I retire yet?
Can I retire yet?
As long as this board exists,
I shall not be bored!
I shall not be bored
so long as the Dope sings its
siren song to me.
siren song to me
she sounds like an ambulance
you know, all screechy
You know, all screechy
like Phyllis Diller after
far too much whiskey.
Far too much whiskey
depends on who is drinking
Ask Dylan Thomas
Ask Dylan Thomas
The man ain’t got no culture
But it’s all right, ma
But it’s all right ma,
no need to search my room-don’t
look under the bed
Look under the bed
no I said don’t, don’t look there
I am so busted
I am so busted
I think Mom found my stash of
Marijuana. (gulp)
Marijuana (gulp)
Look at the pretty colors
Got any nachos?
Got any nachos?
The kind with the gooey cheese
From a huge tin can?
From a huge tin can?
Yep, buried in the back yard
GrandPa stashed it there