With our children at…
our feet smell like ripened cheese.
The cheese stands alone.
The cheese stands alone
as a delicious statement
of edible joy
of edible joy
of drinkable ecstasy
food, drink: all I need
Food, drink, all I need
Beyond those few essentials
Is mondo nookie.
Is mondo nookie
nookie you get when you do
a girl named Mondo?
a girl named Mondo?
what were my her parents thinking
or was she a dude?
Or was she a dude?
I took a peek at her buldge
Yep, she is a dude
A girl named Mondo
her parents were hoping to
get some free t-shirts
Yep she is a dude
Steven Tyler sang about
all this confusion
Yep, she is a dude
I’m substantially relieved
to learn this morning
all this confusion
I can’t seem to catch up to
the doper’s brilliance
The Doper’s brilliance
Normally self-declared
But lacks in this thread.
But lacks in this thread
Any sense of dignity
Then, meh… who needs it?
then, meh . . . who needs it
said the person who had it
how selfish of them
How selfish of them
to suck air out of the dome
Give ze people z’air!
give ze people z’air
what is that supposed to mean
IG is tricky
IG is tricky
the mad scientist said while
Mixing his madness
mixing his madness
in the sanctity of home
he laughed evilly
(ok, who else counts the syllables on their fingers like I do?)
He laughed evilly
Until with a start he realized
that Penny was dead.
(for you Dr. Horrible fans).
that Penny was dead
and the mad scientist laughed
He hated her cheer
(is there a way to do this without counting? ;))
I guess read together it really doesn’t make sense, since he stopped laughing before. Oh well! I could do this all day long! Thanks Mean Mr. Mustard for getting it started!