Haiku Madness

syllibication
my vocabulary grows
Not what I wanted

Not what I wanted.
Waiter! A fly’s in my soup.
Doing the breaststroke.

(heh, heh, heh)

Doing the breaststroke.
Is this having a sex act?
Define what “is” is.

define what “is” is
is the existentialist
question of the day

Question of the day:
What’s your underwear color?
Answer: Commando

Answer: Commando
Are you sure it’s not “depends?”
incontinent fun

incontinent fun
does not sound like fun to me
you are way kinky

You are way kinky
He told me as he walked out
In his lace nightie.

(true story. I was schocked.)

In his lace nightie
he is an attractive man
strip it off baby!

Strip it off baby!
The wallpaper has to go
If we want to sell

If we want to sell
we must find someone to buy
two sides to all coins

Two sides to all coins
Even those that were flattened
On the railroad tracks.

On the railroad tracks,
With a bladder full of beer.
Beware the third rail.

Beware the third rail
It will sneak up behind you
Then game over, man

Then game over man
Waved his mean game over hand
and shut down my Wow.

Then game over man
is what the actor said in
Aliens. Correct?
hee hee!

Dammit - too late again! (preview knucklehead!)

And shut down my WoW
not if you value your life
you foolish man, you

you foolish man, you
said the foolish ladygirl
now who’s foolin’ who?

Now who’s foolin’ who?
You fool me once, shame on you
I won’t get fooled 'gain

I won’t get fooled 'gain
They’ll be marching in the streets
With our children at…