“Take off that parka,”
Todd Palin leered to Sarah;
the rest is porno.
Take off that parka.
Want top or bottom? Yupik.
And Inuit goes.
And Inuit goes,
Sauk, Cherokee and Mohawk,
Indians afloat.
People, people (clapping hands loudly)…out of order!!!
the rest is porno…
The rest is porno,
But it’s not to my liking.
Where are the midgets?
Where are the midgets?
You insensitive bastard.
What were you thinking?
What were you thinking?
There is not an “I” in team
But there is ME.
But there is ME
Only when I am with YOU
So we must be WE
So we must be We
And then you must be you, oui?
Then we must play Wii
Then we must play Wii
though its not as much fun as
this Haiku Madness
This Haiku Madness
has been quite effective for
padding my post count
padding my post count
with self-deprecating posts
yet, subconsciously
Yet, subconsciously
I can’t help but wonder if
I have thought this through.
I have thought this through
and believe Haiku Madness
truly brings me joy.
Truly brings ME joy,
But my humor offends some?
An acquired taste.
An acquired taste
In Cafe Society
the braunschweiger thread.
Truly brings me joy.
Almond Joy. Not Mounds. Sometimes
I feel like a nut.
ETA: the braunschweiger thread.
I feel like an idiot
I need to preview.
An acquired taste
of rum and coke, yummy drink
Wish I had one now
ETA: Too late
I feel like a nut
for obsessively playing
this word game today
this word game today
all praise the five-seven-five
syllabication