Haiku Madness

screams “fur is murder”
split the nighttime air in two
why are they so loud?

Why are they so loud?
Alcohol fuels their passion.
Man, these walls are thin.

Man, these wall are thin
My fist penetrates with ease
stupid computer

Stupid Computer
Oh how I love and hate thee
Wait! WoW is back now.

Wait! Wow is back now
but then again life awaits
oh screw it, let’s play!

Oh screw it, let’s play!
Work is dull and tedious.
Oh yeah, it pays bills.

(missed it by “that much”)

Oh yeah, it pays the Bills
NFL revenue sharing
And Ralph Wilson’s cash

And Ralph Wilson’s cash
means nothing to me, really;
I want fried chicken!

I want fried chicken
especially from pop-eye’s
best chicken ever

best chicken ever
exclaimed the doting husband
uxoriously

uxoriously
Is a word I’ve never used
why make this so hard?

uxoriously
yes, I had to look it up
p-whipped, don’t cha know

edit: frackin’ late again

why make this so hard?
it’s the hardest one I’ve seen!
(yes, that’s what she said)

(yes, that’s what she said)
Yes! She screamed oragsmically
At the ice cream shop

At the ice cream shop,
All the children were laughing.
Then the fire started.

Then the fire started
Burn all Spinal Tap records
Include Shark Sandwhich

Include Shark Sandwich
On the roster of Dopers
Making this game fun.

Pipped!

Making this game fun
Let’s all play it buck naked
Take off that parka