Some other things, too,
can take a backseat. My one
desire comes first!
Desire comes first
So she said when we did it
That girl named Desire
Note the proper 2-syllable use of ‘desire’
That girl named Desire
Had no lust for men nor gals,
Just gemstones and cash.
Just gemstones and cash
I need liquid assets to
abet my escape.
Abet my escape,
if you know what’s good for ya,
or else I’ll smack ya.
or else I’ll smack ya
I’ll smack ya smack ya smack ya
So said the smacker
So said the smacker,
“I will smack thee once, twice, thrice,
and thus thou art smacked!”
And thus thou art smacked!
Slapped in the face by the man
You thought was so kind.
You thought was so kind
'cause he chewed your food for you
what can I say but, “Ewwww!”
what can I say but, “Ewwww!”
when I see a photo of
that Lindsay Lohan
That Lindsay Lohan
Seemed a sweet and good actress
One time saddens me
One time saddens me
twice is really no better
great talent, wasted
Great talent, wasted?
You CAN’T be talking about
Lindsay the trainwreck.
Lindsay the trainwreck
as a very young actress
showed real potential.
Showed real potential.,
But fell victim to the curse –
Too much way too soon.
Too much way too soon
and thus does success kill us
Failure helps us grow
Failure helps us grow
unless you’re raising soybeans
then watch out, buster!
“Then watch out, buster!”
She said as he swam past her
Don’t be such a crab
Don’t be such a crab
I much prefer a lobster
Or calimari
Or calimari
along with sprouts and liver
Foods I do not like