I lover her, Giggles.
Giggles, please! You and I had
our time. It’s over.
our time . . . it’s over
so quit following me please
You’re freaking me out
You’re freaking me out
With your UFO stories.
Was the probe painful?
Was the probe painful?
Not as much as the cattle
mutilations though
Mutilations, though
bloody, were often seen as
quite necessary.
Quite necessary
unlike this Haiku Madness
not needful but fun!
Not needful but fun
could say of most comic films
hooray, Hollywood!
Hooray, Hollywood!
The sacred sign has been saved.
Thanks to Hugh Hefner.
Thanks to Hugh Hefner
I have Playboy’s sense of style:
A smoking jacket
A smoking jacket
should be promptly extinguished
oooo, too hot to touch!
oooo, too hot to touch!
When my gal wants a massage
I use oven mitts
“I use oven, Mitts,”
I said to the candidate
and his kitchen clones.
And his kitchen clones
were quite helpful with cleaning
they weren’t good cooks though
They weren’t good cooks, though,
at least when making most stuff,
but their soups were good.
But their soups were good
Too bad that they were Nazis
Soup Nazis must die
Soup Nazis must die
Even though the soup was good
We don’t like Nazis
We don’t like Nazis
In fact, I’d say that I hate
Illinois Nazis
Illinois Nazis
And Massachusetts Skinheads
Michigan for me
Michigan for me
It’s all about the UP
I like it, you see
I like it, you see,
when she scratches my back, and
some other things, too.