top sports breed cynics
and cynics breed malcontents,
that sure explains me!
“That sure explains me!”
said Cecil, as he at last
held a press conference.
Yes, I pronounce “conference” with two syllables.
Held [a] press conference,
Said goal was to spend more time
With the wife and kids.
With the wife and kids,
I’m going on vacation.
No postcard for you.
No postcard for you
I dropped it down a deep well
Then it caught fire
Then it caught fire
was hit by truck, then blew up
just not a good day.
just not a good day.
The bells were not a’ringing
for me and my gal
for me and my gal,
who just kneed me in the groin
for calling her “gal”
For calling her “gal”
cowpoke got a dirty look
she found it galling
She found it galling
The she found it bladdering
Then she found it guts
Then she found it guts
Frankenstein would live again
Now with extra guts!
Now with extra guts!
With no extra if’s or and’s
But with extra butts!
But with extra butts
we enjoy the nudist beach
extra ta-tas too?
Extra ta-tas too?
Hitchhiker’s Guide: alien
boobs a specialty.
Boobs a specialty
Of the magazine called Juggs
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link not safe for work
then why bother posting it?
Stupid IT rules
Stupid IT rules
To keep crap off my PC
I want it bogged down
Actually, I am IT. I’m the one who gets to tell people to take the crap off their machines. Mua ha ha.
I want it bogged down
information overload
slower is better
Slower is better
'Til she got real excited
And said go faster
And said, “Go faster!”
so of course I obliged her
I love her giggles.