“[Nil] beside remains”
Looked like a thread killing line
Don’t kill the haikus!
Don’t kill the haikus!
Veal calves, or baby seals, sure,
but not poetry!
But not poetry,
other forms of art may die,
but not humble verse
But not humble verse
will win the fairest maiden
if the lad smelleth.
If the lad smelleth,
He besteth take thy bathys.
Then cruise for the chicks.
Then cruise for the chicks.
Unless thy be calleth Tom
Cruise for the roosters
“Cruise for the roosters,”
my drunken pal Fred declared,
which just made no sense.
Which just made no sense
Unless you think like Xenu
Then nothing is weird
Then nothing is weird.
Then it is. Then it isn’t.
Then it is… Isn’t.
“Then it is… isn’t
it?”, Clinton said, confusing
the judge and lawyers.
The judge and lawyers
all had a nice softball game.
Will wonders e’er cease?
Will wonders e’er cease?
Ne’er here on the Straight Dope, friends;
daily amazement.
daily amazement
and amusement and amis
I love all youse guys.
“I love all youse guys,”
said the Godfather, sobbing
to his goons and mooks.
To his goons and mooks,
the Godfather expressed love,
barrel of a gun.
barrel of a gun
Is what you don’t want to see
On a dinner date
On a dinner date
Keira had the steak, I think…
I was distracted.
I was distracted
Three days gone (did you notice?)
Haiku Madness thrives!
Haiku Madness thrives
thanks to the unrelenting
efforts of dopers
Efforts of dopers
destroy Olympic spirit
top sports breed cynics.