Haiku Madness

'ame Street, 'Rogers
its getting silly with the
'postrophe’s 'round here

'postrophe’s 'round here
They are flying left and right
Just like politics

Just like politics
and always have; many cool
issues, folks, campaigns.

Issues, folks, campaigns
and I am sick of them all!
I can be hermit?

I can be Hermit?
No, Peter Noone’s band broke up.
Find another group!

Find another group!
Your amplifier’s too small!
You don’t have the chops.

You don’t have the chops,
your guitar sucks, but your amp
goes to eleven.

Goes to eleven,
or possibly twelve or one.
Then it’s time for bed.

Then it’s time for bed.
But will you sleep right away?
Or have some fun first?

Or have some fun first?
Maybe do some work second?
Must prioritize

Must prioritize
People > animals> plants > things.
Order 101

Must prioritize:
woo Keira or Charlize first?
Hmmm… tough decisions.

Hmmm… tough decisions
Breakfast time and I’m hungry
Mixed fruit or doughnuts?

Mixed fruit or doughnuts?
Are you with a bunch of queers
Or Homer Simpson?

“…Or Homer Simpson!”
said Smithers. “Oh, Simpson, eh?”
queried Mr. Burns.

Queried Mr. Burns:
"“Why won’t you fly the Spruce Moose
To Belgian Congo?”

…to Belgian Congo,
where “Dominer pour servir”
still rings true for some.

Still rings true for some
the Liberty Bell, cracked, but
symbol of freedom

Symbol of freedom
Monument to fallen ones
The empty skyline

The empty skyline
Recalls Ozymandias:
“[Nil] beside remains.”