Haiku Madness

Neat words and phrases
used to craft int’resting books
for savvy readers

For savvy readers
The New Yorker has the best
articles, comics.

articles, comics
and I gotta win me that
'toon caption contest

'Toon caption contest
Will “I wish I were taller”
Win it all for me?

Win it all for me?
Thanks so much, but I don’t need
More Rice-A-Roni.

More Rice-a-Roni?
I’m not in San Francisco -
get away from me!

get away from me!
all of you sons of bitches
sons of whores, as well

Sons of whores, as well
as daughters of gigolos–
How does it feel? Well?

How does it feel? Well?
Didn’t Bob Dylan ask this?
Like a Rolling Stone

Like a Rolling Stone
I go off to work each day
Sticking my tongue out

Sticking my tongue out
At the Man’s Establishment
Feeling rebellious

Feeling rebellious
Eating a cheeseburger with
Bacon! Not kosher!

Bacon! Not kosher!
You should have Bac-Os instead
They’re not made from pig

They’re not made from pig
kind of like Bacon Salt - yum!
Goes great on taters

Goes great on taters?
Sour cream and onions, please
if it’s a baked spud.

If it’s a baked spud
It needs a sour cream dollop
Lest I won’t eat it

If its a baked spud
there better be a steak too
Guess what dinner is!

ETA: missed again!

Lest I won’t eat it,
if the steak is overcooked
Nice medium rare

Nice medium? Rare;
most psychics are nasty folk,
not good company.

Not good company
Hey you guys, I prefer the
'Lectric Company

'Lectric Company
a good kids show, along with
'ame Street, 'Rogers.