Til they got too old
The dragons at Dragon Park
Were great to ride on
“We’re great to ride on!”
the Seventh Avenue whores
enticingly said.
Enticingly said
by the young and handsome man
before I decked him.
Before I decked him,
I berated and mocked him.
Boy did that feel good.
“Boy, did that feel good?”
the cougar asked her latest
sexual conquest.
Sexual conquest
The art of conquering sex
Or so I have heard
Or so I have heard,
But I checked Snopes and found out
Fred was no sniper.
Fred was no sniper
he worked at the rock quarry
where was Barney, though?
Where was Barney, though?
His purpleness now a joke
for shame, dinasaur.
For shame, “dinasaur”
Thy spelling is atrocious.
You’re posting too late.
You’re posting too late
but hell, the Dope is open
24/7.
24/7
Always open, yet it’s called
7-elleven?
7-Eleven
has delightful snacks and drinks,
breakfast burritos.
Breakfast burritos
are a crime against nature;
everyone knows that.
Everyone knows that
When your fly at light speed and
scream, your head blows up
Scream, your head blows up.
Cry, your skin spews toxic bugs.
Keep quiet, wouldja?
Keep quiet, wouldja?
This is the library, and
I am on the Dope!
I am on the Dope!
the teeming millions are here!
Og, I love it so!
Og, I love it so!
In My Opinion has too
many syllables.
Many syllables
Form together to create
Neat Words and phrases