the classic film “Chang”
made a fine double feature
with the movie “Eng”
with the movie “Eng”
Starring Robet Englund of
Freddie Kruger fame
Freddie Krueger fame –
Did it bring Englund great wealth?
Krugerrands, perhaps?
Krugerrands, perhaps?
A million of them to get
me out of Cape Town?
Me out of Cape Town
Bizzaro no like heroes
Must find Villain Town
Must find Villain Town
I think it’s right next door to
Idiot Village
Idiot Village?
We’ll declare war against it.
On to victory!
On to Victory!
Let’s storm the gates of Walmart!
All greeters must die!
All greeters must die
“Hello, welcome to Wal–” Bang!
Stop the violence!
Stop the violence?
No no no no no no no!
START the violence!
Start the violence!
It’s NHL playoff time!
Get yer teeth rattled
Get yer teeth rattled?
Not sure how to haiku that…
Toss me another!
Toss me another!
This life is just too damn hard,
I need to get drunk.
I need to get drunk.
Not just an empty slogan,
I really mean it.
I really mean it.
Gallons and gallons of booze.
I’ll drink 'til you’re cute.
I’ll drink 'til you’re cute.
Is there enough alcohol
In the whole wide world?
In the whole wide world
There is only one of me
Y’all are so lucky
Y’all are so lucky
The doc took away my knives
I’m feeling stabby
I’m feeling stabby
so I take up Anduril
and slay hordes of orcs.
And slay hordes of orcs,
Then have your Corvette stolen?
Weird video game!