ran out of syrup?
hope it was real maple stuff
out of which you ran
Yes, it was, but my Vermont in-laws will be bringing more Thursday.
Out of which you ran,
into which you strolled, and then
hovered over, duh!
Hovered over, duh!
Then Steve was abducted by
Alien morons!
Alien morons
tried to zap the president
Shot a cow instead
Shot a cow instead
of home videos. That’s right.
I made a mooooooovie.
I made a mooooooovie.
Do you have a beef with that?
It needs more cowbell.
“It needs more cowbell,”
said Walken on SNL
real big YouTube fave
real big YouTube fave
“Happiness is a Warm Gun”
on ukelele
on ukelele
and on a unicycle
what a unitard.
“What a unitard,”
thus muttered Jean-Luc Picard,
hoisting his petard.
Hoisting his petard
The singing and dancing bard
Showed that he tried hard
Showed that he tried hard
to win over the maiden
with his chivalry
With his chivalry
the knight went forth, his sword drawn
to slay the dragon.
to slay the dragon
I’ll need something much bigger
than my swizzle stick
than my swizzle stick -
what could be better for the
lost art of swizzling.
Lost art of swizzling
Delicate flick of the wrist
stirs your fruited drink
“Stirs, your fruited drink,”
my girlfriend said, puzzling me;
my name is not “Stirs.”
My name is not Stirs
It’s Franco J. Frandunum
You can call me Bob
“You can call me Bob” –
Paul Simon considered this,
But used “Al” instead.
But used “Al” instead
Gore did not mind, for he knew
Al is a great name.