Drank a lot when young.
Gave it up when I had to
Pay for booze myself.
“Pay for booze myself?”
the sexbomb declared. “No way!
Best to let guys pay.”
“Best to let guys pay.”
Chivalry in action, or
Just women being cheap?
Just being cheasp?
As Dolly Parton once said
Looking cheap costs lots
Looking cheap costs lots
Looking expensive costs more
Guess I’ll just wear thongs
“Guess I’ll just wear thongs,”
said Dubya to wife Laura
in retirement.
In retirement,
Old men sit in nursing homes
With nowhere to go
With nowhere to go
we rested on the cool stone
and watched the sun set
And watched the sun set
And listened to “Sitting on
the dock of the bay”
The dock of the bay
Watching the Tide rolling in
Detergent spillage
Detergent spillage
can’t be much worse than BP’s
travesty in Gulf.
Travesty in Gulf
How many barrels have spilled?
Certainly millions.
Certainly millions
Tuned in for “Lost” finale
None of them were me
“None of them were me,”
said Joe to the cop. “Instead,
they were all my clones!”
they ere all my clones!
I am guilty of making
An obscene clone fall.
An obscene clone fall
With the Y changed to an X
I can F myself
“I can F myself,
or I can F U,” she said;
I chose Option B.
I chose Option B
Is that how one plays Plinko?
I truly don’t know
I truly don’t know
Just how long this game will last.
One more week, perhaps?
One more week, perhaps?
Ha! Check back in a fortnight.
It will still be here