Hey, copying is the sincerest form of flattery.
The baby sitter
Would not sit in my hot tub
but the ill yak would
“But the ill yak would
Not give very tasty milk”,
Said Dalai Lama.
Said Dalai Lama
When you die, on your deathbed
You will recieve beer
you will recieve beer
if you know ‘I before E
except after C’
Except after “C”,
Or when pronounced like long “A”
As in “freight” and “neigh”.
As in “freight” and “neigh”
two words I just don’t spell much
for I have no horse
for I have no horse
(explains why I’m not in the
Kentucky Derby)
Kentucky Derby
Churchill Downs annual race
Hats and mint juleps
hats and mint juleps
are two things I like wearing
on top of my head
On top of my head
is, alas, less hair each year
growing old sure sucks
Growing old sure sucks
Wish I didn’t know now what
I didn’t know then
I didn’t know, then
I read a big book and learned;
libraries are great!
libraries are great!
I’m writing this post at one.
Free Internet–GREAT!
Free Internet–GREAT!
Free milk and doughnuts–BETTER!
Free hawt sex–THE BEST!
Free hawt sex – the best!
But nothing compares to the
Cuddling afterwords
(Cuddling is two sylamableses)
“Cuddling” after words
like cuddle, cudden, cudbear–
alphabetically
alphabectically
my haiku A to Z thread
this thread inspired
This thread inspired
me to post in the other
A-to-Z thread, too.
A-to-Z thread, too
hard for me to think up a
sensible sentence
Sensible sentence
For a serial rapist
child murderer–DEATH!