Haiku Madness

Child murderer–DEATH!
Big Biz polluter–PRISON!
Cute puppy–PETTING!

Cute puppy – PETTING
Cute kitty – SNEEZING, lousy
cats, grumble grumble

cats, grumble grumble
feline puke on my new rug
does he even chew?

does he even chew?
Many men smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
What an old punchline.

What an old punchline:
“To get to the other side.”
Not true, chickens say!

“Not true”, chickens say!
"Sometimes it is the same hen, Cal.
Monogamous cock!"

Monogamous cock
Rises at the crack of Dawn.
Punchline there somewhere

Punchline there somewhere
if you just know where to look
gimme that damn map

Gimme that map
We’ll get to Albuquerque
Or my name ain’t Bugs

“…Or my name ain’t Bugs”
Said that lying rabbit called
Peter Cottontail.

Peter Cottontail
Hippity-hoppity band
led by Ned Flanders

Led by Ned Flanders,
Reverend Lovejoy’s church held
A bizarre bazaar.

A bizarre bazaar
Will sell delicious frogurt
Too bad it is cursed

Too bad it is cursed,
But good it comes with sprinkles.
Halloween shows Rock!

Halloween shows rock!
Always funny ways to die
Carl, Lenny cut up.

Carl, Lenny cut up?
Do you mean they’re dissected,
Or just that they joke?

Or just that they joke?
I think that the show’s writers
Think that life’s a joke

Think that life’s a joke?
Go 'head, you clueless pinhead
Where is the punchline?

Where is the punchline?
Wherever you look for it;
life’s just that funny.

Life’s just that funny?
The mag was known for photos.
Humor? Not so much…