Humor? Not so much
as a knock-knock joke was heard
from the bad comics.
From the bad comics
are plenty of groaners, but
nothing laugh-worthy.
nothing laugh-worthy
in spilt oil, war, Congress–but
Stewart makes it so
Stewart makes it so
Then pulls his tunic for the
Picard maneuver
Picard maneuver:
“Hey Ensign, do you want to
see my Forward Lounge?”
“See my forward lounge?”
The basketball coach asked me.
“See my guard dog it?”
See my guard dog it?
See my dog guard it? They are
Such a good duo.
Such a good duo
Batman and Robin, that is
dynamic they are!
Dynamic they are
They are not static at all
They won’t cling to you
They won’t cling to you
but they’ll constantly phone you
asking for money.
Asking for money,
The homeless man feigns blindness.
I see through his act.
I see through his act
The Saran Wrap Magician
Let’s it all hang out
Lets it all hang out
low and loose and full of juice
my big orange tree!
My big orange tree.
looks wrong to me. I say “orange”
as one syllable.
As one syllable?
But just try to rhyme “orange” -
longstanding Dope meme.
longstanding Dope meme
Say “cite” whenever you can
What the hell, over?
“What the hell, over?”
asked pilot when ATC
said, “Monkey figs brougham.”
Said “Monkey Figs” Brougham,
“The story behind my name
Is fascinating.”
“is fascinating
it is this thread” said Yoda.
“Add haiku will I.”
Add Haiku: will I
need to adhere to the Five-
Seven-Five rule thing?