How can this doth be?
No mention Silo tis thee
Gosh darn golly gee!
I say, I say, “hark!”
Thou shall not mad and begot
Me request haiku.
Silo wants some head
But Welfy will not give it
She is such a tease
You guys gave this up?
Now welfy is a bored welf
What will I do-oo?
Oh dear, dearest thee
Heartbroken, truly is me
Darn she, t’is Welfy!
You know what they say
about men who have big feet?
they wear big shoes. Hee.
Oh Silo, don’t fret
But do you have a foreskin?
That’s the way to go.
ducks and runs
Oh no! Andygirl
is gaining on me post-wise
Must post to more threads!
Um, me helmet man.
You’ve listened to JDT?
Misinformed welf, tsk!
Yes I know the name
I don’t know him personally
It’s better that way
I know to avoid him
I would get confused since I
never owned a dick :^)
But I don’t want one
They look odd to prude lil’ me
Fun to play with though!
Oh my, TMI
I will hide my blushing face :eek: :o
and maybe go now
But I cannot go
I’m addicted to haiku
Someone please hold me!
What they must realize
Is that I am now older
Play the lottery!
I voted for Bush
Isn’t that something? Voting
is not a big deal
Twenty-one? Who cares!
I only drink lemonade
Alcohol…oh yuck.
Hypergirl gives head
Yet when I mention the act
get sent to my room
You want to be held?
I will be your savior!
Wait!! I take that back! 
Max Torque is a prank
man and a law student, which
some call redundant
If I ever go
to San Francisco I want
some Doob in my hair.
Dirty minded ones
will take that out of context
I set myself up
Welfy shall soon be
surpassed by the post count of
the bored college kid
That’s no shit, Sherlock,
But I have enough problems:
Daughters of my own.
But Welfy inspires
contradictory feelings
'cuz she’s awful cute.
She is attractive,
but I’m also paternal.
Compromise as friends.
…
OpalCat has a
comfortable board where I
don’t have to compete.
This place is rowdy.
Fast and smart will keep beating
us slower of thought.
This is not saying
Fathom’s people are stupid!
Same people, you know.
But there it’s quiet.
These same folk are all thoughtful,
And helpful and kind.
…
Andygirl is gay
and I don’t really get it.
I am old fashioned.
On the other hand,
it makes perfect sense to me:
sleeping with women.
That is fine with me
I enjoy your loving ways
Glad we get along.
hugs
**
Not been there in months
I returned and Surgo pounced
And where was Nu Vo?
When I’m there they flirt
They pick fights over me? Ha
Do they know 'bout Ray?
You’re right, it’s quiet
Maybe I should go back there
And say hello, yins!
**
Yes, girls can be hot
But I’m straight as an arrow
Still love beauty though.
mega the roo will
always be remembered for
man pickle pictures
for dropzone
you think you don’t get
it? Join the club- me neither.
Girls just kiss better.
I’m old fashioned too.
I give flowers and am sweet.
Not quite what you meant?
Haiku demands you
use perfect economy
of words all the time.
Garfield is not heard
about in haiku thread 'till
this posting by him.
Friends of mine are you
all here without exception
I love all you guys.
Sometimes I really
wish we could all just always
get along here now.
She put them in pockets
Linty man pickle pictures!
So amusing to me.
Mega is like me
She had odd habits that I
thought only welfs had 
Maybe she’s my twin
That would be so loverly
Mega and Welf–sibs
Posted Haiku I
did just now for all to see
hope you like my work
Garfy is my :wally:
He talks to me daily, yes
It’s so kind of him
He worries too much
But I tend to worry too
Let us worry now!
I feel special now
I got a smiley from my
very good friend Welfy