imthecowgodmoo
scans so well I’ll say it twice:
imthecowgodmoo
Bright red I turn
embarrassed as all hell
OhmyGod I’m a knucklehead
A plane we can share
or maybe a bulldozer
That’s what I have now
A beer most definitely
Will be shared
But you gotta come claim it first.
Tripler
Laughing my ass off . . .
Much too late to think
haiku demands attention
and I have none now
But moved to comment
Andygirl and quietgirl:
Warm fuzzy feelings
Though for some reason
she feels the need to threaten
to beat her friend up 
I also wanted to
point out how treaured Una
is to some of us
but alas dropzone beat
me to the verbal parry
But sentiment stands
dpr: too tired to check syllables right now.
Blue Ridge Mountains loom
Getting baby Kate at day care
Jonathan Chance is home
When it comes to her,
I feel no jealousy if
we share sentiments.
fighting ignorance
since 1973
still so far to go
DeePeR’s name is odd.
We all know what it means now,
but it’s amusing.
Wyldelf is his friend.
I have not seen her in days.
Is she doing fine?
Android is coming
to town soon. I wait very
patiently for him.
Overseas dopers.
Why is it that they seem to
be so gosh-durned cute?
since we struggled so
killing threads and pillow fights,
I miss you dire wolf!
Did you all forget?
I was the Haiku Master.
So where’s MY haiku?
I will build a train
and lay tracks to welfy’s house
visit her any time
Una will not tell
but I have found her secret
she is really male!
una please write more
lesbian erotica
I am muy horny
I would ICQ
fierra but she is on
When I am at work
Unless she does her
Usual and stays up 'til
2 or 3 AM
Damn this 6 hour
Time difference - You need to
Move to Canada
They have Nortel there,
Are still somewhat British, but
Have tastier food
ChefTroy tells us that
he’s a bisexual guy.
Think he’s just horny!
Why dropzone! (bats eyes)
Are you coming on to me?
That’s what it SOUNDS like…
All you haiku fans,
click on the link that I made
you will be amazed.
I am most honored
at your kind invitaion
but I must beg off.
…
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(Old Troy giveaway.)
okay, you cannot
pronounce the punctuation
to make a haiku
Chef Troy,
I will click your link
But it had better be good
Or ask back money.
Yes, I like my men
But I agree with dragon
Write more stories please!
Is it hot in here? :o
Your stories are so sensual
But I don’t complain
They make me go :eek:
I hope I’m alone in here
They’d see a red welf!
You ought to go pro
Those stories will get you far
Welf’s testimony
Una, I love you lots
So did you choose your bride yet
What song should I sing?
haiku master is
forgotten are the aged
chef troy respect gets
Thank you, fierra.
I’m proud to be praised by you
With your Yoda voice.
(A fun Yoda thing -
said to a drunk guy: “Mmmm. I
Sense much beer in you.”)
I look for a thread
To post number two thousand.
Don’t want to waste it.
I will probably
do it here in a haiku;
to me no big deal.
Congratulations!
dropzone, I’m in awe of you
Maybe I’ll catch up!
Haiku helps post count
I’ll someday tie with handy
I can only wish. 
Bored college kids? Bah!
I like to procrastinate
Use this to fill time
I am worse than bored
I am unmotivated
Can I take a nap?