dpr has a
teddy bear named Evil Bitch
is that not spiffy?
I want to be a
part of the Evil Bitch Tour
but for logistics 
Chef Troy was haiku
master, but that was a bit
before I got here
Some day I want to
eat a meal cooked by Chef Troy
or by Zenster. Yum.
This enigma known
as Nymysys - late, I’ve found
you most intriguing.
Most sorry am I
to have entered thread so late
while you felt unloved.
Your .sig line makes me
grin. Do gods make men, or do
men the gods create?
And now, thanks due to
oldscratch’s link, I get to
see you, as well - grrrr!
Now I haiku you,
I wouldn’t want 'scratch to
get Wu-tang on me!
Actress, hedonist,
psychologist - a unique
confluence of traits.
This public display
is not like me. I quickly
retreat from flirting…
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll eat some worms.
I just may be
the only fellah
to find that classic
Thank you, dear, thank you,
I know that you will catch up
When I get sick of five/seven/five.
Uh-oh, it looks like
it has already happened.
Better keep posting.
In real life do you
continue to think and talk
in haiku rhythm?
New poster arrives
Unknown to everyone here
Introduce self now
I know nobody
Here to honor with haiku
Sorry to hijack
My haiku, it blows chunks
Will continue anyway
Nothing else to do
To be or else not
Is the question, it would seem
If you’re a Dane prince
Just five syllables
Followed by only seven
Hard to make lines scan
I must stop now
Battle with insomnia
morning nap at work
And one for Wally
For he was hilarious
And we still miss him.
Poor haiku. Perhaps
Slow aussie speech hinders my
syllable counting
Wyldelf has been blocked
from straightdope during worktime
Stoopid company…
Evil bitch must get there
and meet andygirl en route
Yes the bear will come
Dope time has been short
Damn Real Life keeps intruding
I sigh with rolled eyes
Wyldelf is so banned
Work just doesn’t understand
Misses Nymysys
Withdrawal set in
Shivers and shakes in my hand
Need to be online
Life is busy now
Too close to Christmas to play
Need some quiet time
Osip I will woo
It is a challenge between
Who will cave in first?
Let the games begin
Nymysys help me
Teach me how to flirt 
Damn I stuffed it up
My last haiku was not right
sidetracked with massage
There’s no end to the
Mundane pointless stuff I post
Oh please make it stop
My buddy thinksnow
Girls say you’re conservative
(Tell them you like cats)
Like glorious waterfall
Lit amber by the sun,
Beer pours into my glass.
The hunger within
Comes from lunchtime,
Beer pours into my glass.
The convoy moves
buzzards circle about,
damn Florida Ryder truck.
Man dies from loaded gun
points at head and pulls trigger
Dumb shit. . .
The Stock Market is up
my income is down.
Ironic, isn’t it?
Tripler
Insightful, yet psychopathic . . .
If you could only
do CAD I would hire you and
you could be near her.
BigGiantHead came
out of the woodwork to talk
to me. Shall I fear?
BGH must now
go through all of my spouses
for my attention.
Morph, Oldscratch, Rasa,
dpr, Wyldelf are they.
But Wyld wants more men. 
Perhaps, under our
spousal arrangement we can
make room for one more.
As for Wyldelf and
her quest for Osip, I say,
“Feel the force, sweetie.” 
I cannot teach you
what you already possess.
Go get 'em, tiger!
Montfort quoth Welfy:
“Montfont?” Nay, fair young lass,
It’s Montfort with “r.”
But, I’m digressing
The trip was fine, but no posts
Announce the banns yet.
Please wait, take your time
In due time we might, maybe
For now we pretend.
Never fear, chere Nym,
the Head means ill to no one,
he is far too meek;
Imagining not
any power to overcome
so many spouses.
Although, IRL
he has already been in
a like arrangement
(To certain degree,
that is - my now ex-spouse and
my still best friend did
take to a bed, with
my agreement, although joy
lasting was not found).
Now, with Rasa and
Oldscratch out of town, perhaps
is the time to pounce!
If only Houston
and Chicago were not so
very far apart…
I must discover
The answer: words end in -gry
Bless the message board!
Ahhh, Ess Dee Em Bee
You inform, entertain, drain
Productivity
I have been away
working temporarily;
no time for posting.
Welcome DynoSaur
to the Straight Dope Message Boards;
hope you like it here.
Thank you andygirl
and thank you to Anthracite
for lovely haiku.
My daughter is gone
so the computer is mine
but only till ten.
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Chicago seem to
be so very far away
from ev’rywhere. Sigh.
Chicago is not
far from Lombard but the gulf
of years is greater.
Chicago not far
Compared to Saskatchewan
I’m close to noone