To the varied people who have irritated me over the past year;
Do you think you could manage to show up at at least one family party and not be drunk? Or get drunk? It would also be great if you didn’t smack your lips and play with your false teeth. Also, wear a bra. You’re a big girl and you’re making me cry.
Dropping your pants and mooning the family after losing at Pictionary wasn’t cool. Telling all of your uncles to fuck off, including my husband? Also messed up. Stop it. You upset your grandparents, your brother, your girlfriend, and your mom. You have no regrets, but are hurting and embarrassing those closest to you. Stop and think about that for a minute the next time you decide to get drunk and out of control.
When you get financial aid, it’s to pay for your education. Just because you call Sallie Mae and they tell you that your loan went through for $3,500 for the term doesn’t mean you get that money. Your tuition gets paid for first and you get whatever is left over. Don’t yell at me, curse me, and then drop out of school mid-term because you thought you were getting a fat check. You very obviously had no intention of paying the school for the cost of your tuition, as you wanted to keep every penny and were outraged because the money from Sallie Mae went to the university instead of in your pocket. Good riddance.
Speaking of financial aid, why do all of you borrow so much? You are the people who borrow the maximum, take out as many private loans as possible, get refund checks every term for the excess amount, call me in the fin aid department every week to find out when your check is coming in, get poor grades, drop out or get kicked out, and default on your student loans. Enjoy that new I-Pod and the nice car. Do you like your new clothes? Great! You just put yourself into a debt that can’t be erased by bankruptcy.
Clean out your bedroom. I’m sick of the mess and the piles of clothes. Also, stop saying that you need more jeans. You have more than the rest of us put together.
Do it yourself. Stop asking other people to do certain parts of your job for you. That might be OK if you were working hard and really didn’t have the time, but you spend some of it on the phone making personal phone calls. Get your own data next time.