::: faints :::
That Campion is really good!
Now, my favorite Hermit, I’ll be emailing you as soon as I can get gmail to not crater my computer every time I try to use it. I’d kick my CPU if I thought it’d help.
I think I’ll fan myself some more. And blush.
Of course it’s ok to have multiple board crushes. For what it’s worth, I’m kinda glad you’re my stalker chaoticdonkey even though I’m so way older than you it ain’t even funny, you are a cute lil’ ol’ cubbybear. So, I guess that makes you one of my board crushes. Homebrew let his SDMB membership expire but he has always been my big board crush. Fortunately I can still crush him on another board. Auntie Em and Sperfur are supposed to kidnap him and mail him to me one of these days. As far as other crushes, jayjay and Mockingbird are two other big crushes. I gots me a lot of doper girlfriends, too. Just to name a few: FairyChatMom, Scotticher, Auntie Em, sperfur (does she even post here anymore?), Kallessa (she smokes, drinks and gambles what’s not to love!), Taters, Tupug Anachi, LifeOnWry. picunurse (she painted me the coolest placard for swampfest in Seattle!) and a bunch of others. There’s some of the straight doper guys I’m crushed on too and they know who they are. I ain’t sayin’ no more about that.
Those are my confessions. For now, anyways.
Well, after my last pit thread I think everyone thinks I’m a total ass.
But yknow, Sampiro could eat crackers in my bed any day. Or any night. Or, well, anytime, really. I’m flexible. It’s that whole southern-guy-working-in-a-library thing. So hot.
Okay. I’ve said too much.
:::runs away from thread:::
Thank you; I try to use my powers only for good. I’m still working on the other two for you.
::squinches eyes, looks thoughtful::
Any minute now . . .
Gosh, where to start - I’m such a DOM (Dirty Old Man)…
baker
Harimad-sol (yes, I know she’s bi - something about that really appeals to my naughty, naughty side)
hillbilly queen, without a doubt
vivalostwages
There have been others, to be certain, but they have moved along to other boards, or just don’t post here regularly anymore…
…and I don’t think anyone’s crushing on me. I’m not a very prolific poster, and not a very witty wordsmith…but if anyone’s interested, here I am. (I’m the GUY on that page, people!!) So, maybe I can make it on my looks, if you like the 6ft-tall linebacker-type, that is…
Thank you. Though I’m probably the least naughty bi girl anyone’s ever likely to meet. 
Now, don’t go killing my little Doper-fantasy…
Perhaps I’ll go chat up some of the ladies, if that would help.
Comic Book Guy: There is… no emoticon… to describe what I’m feeling.
Why can’t you people live in Tuscaloosa, Alabama? (Wait, strike that, I wouldn’t wish that on you.)
Dope crushes, I’ve had a few, but then again, too many to mention, and if I named names I’d leave somebody out and Chad Lowe’s tears would have been in vain. (I will say that when my Benevolent Oligarchy takes power, I intend to install Eve as my combination Queen Consort & Minister of Culture & Enlightened Commentary, but biocultural orientations being what they are she’ll be free to return to her own ample apartments at evenings end.)
I’ve had a couple. Nothing much came of them and I have remained good friends with some.
That’s OK. My last boyfriend was 56. 
No, seriously, he was.
But yay! I’m a board crush for someone, even if it is only you.
Eve.
Yeah, yeah. She’s straight and I already have a girlfriend, but those are tiny, insignificant obstacles. Miniscule! Right?
Right?
Hey, guys?
Damn it.
As somebody with an 18 year old nephew (actually he’s 17 or 13 or one of those ages with a ‘1’ in front of it and I barely know him, but consanguinity helps in faking righteous indignation) I have to say “Eww!” and “Howl! Howl! Howl!” to Ol’ Grampa Walton for hooking up with such an innocent lad.
OTOH, as somebody who’s as close to 56 as he is to your age I have say “Yeaaaa!”
The last two guys I dated were separated by 40 years- one was a 60 year old on rebound from his partner of 30 years (who I’m glad to say he went back to- I hate for such tenured relationships to cease) and I never thought of the age difference. He really was young at heart without being immature and through countless hours of tennis had a far better body than I do (not that that’s saying a lot). The other, who I mentioned here on the board, is young and brilliant and cute as hell, and while it didn’t blossom into a great gay novel we’re still friends and talk over e-mail and see each other with some regularity and the age difference wasn’t near as trying as I imagined. (Music was the main difference, but I rarely meet anybody my own age with the same musical tastes- actually, the 60 year old was the closest it came to that.)
I love Electronic Chaos very much, although mostly off-board.
I have and still do look forwrd to posts by people whom I find funny/entertaining/informative, but that’s all. I’ve never had a crush on someone whom I’ve not met in person, here, or anywhere else, though, so maybe I’m just wierd.
I admit it. I have a bit of a crush on Snooooopy.
But I’m married with a Tinkleberry, and so I’ll just continue to blush madly and pretend I never posted this.
Well, I must say that he was neither a grandparent nor a Walton. Or close to a Walton. Or vaguely approaching a Walton.
I’m going to have to admit to reading that and going “20 years? Pshhhh.”
We didn’t write a novel (probably because no one would ever be able to read it… he had a very eccentric set of vocabulary, due to his liking languages. He corrupted every word in every language he spoke at some point. :D) or anything, but I speak with him about as much as I do my other friends.
Nor me. I prefer to think there can be no harmless crushes on me, only highly destructive ones.
::blush :: Aww… your posts are so enthusiastic… I have a BoardCrush on you too, Kyth… alas that we are separated by such tragic barriers of age and generation…
And of course I have BoardCrushes for Anaamika, Angua, Twickster, Eve, Harimad-Sol (chimes in with DrkGntly: “yes, I know she’s bi - something about that really appeals to my naughty, naughty side” ), Scotticher, Hillbilly Queen, Atheist Princess, Eats_Crayons, emeraldgrue, calm_kiwi… and I’m sure I’ve missed more than a few… and then there’s faeriebeth in this thread:
Well, there’s a new crush right there. 
I just don’t post enough to get a mention anymore.
… not like I ever did before… 