I better get going then. I’m way behind.
Aww yeah. You know you want it.
I’ve thought about this long and hard, and I’ve come to the conclusion that there’s only one person on the SDMB that fits the bill- a thread I will look forward to reading.
And she started the thread.
Only one here: FaerieBeth.
[sub]slinks away[/sub]
Well, there is HillbillyQueen. I saw a picture of her once and I gotta admit, even as a Gay guy, she got me smilin’.
And how can you not want to spend a weekend in Las Vegas with ShirleyUjest. You just know that is going to be an experience that stays in Las Vegas.
I now have a crush on Silver Fire.
Mirror Image egamI rorriM is a cutie, and fun as hell to talk to.
Best of all, she’s legal! 
YAY!
I kinda look forward to QtM’s posts–must be the medical thing (and his sense of humor). <shrugs, digs toe into carpet> guess it could count as a crush.
I respect alot of Dopers and read their posts to learn about different aspects of issues. There are too many to name.
I’ll be over here, watching the coats and purses.
I have many, MANY such crushes. Embarassingly many. I think I have an overactive board libido, or something. Frequently, my inner monologue goes something like this:
-“Why, this woman and I share an interest in at least one TV show! And she’s within 8 years of my age, and lives in Ireland, which at least speaks the same language that I do. I think I’m in love! (swoon)”
or
-“This woman agreed with something I said in a political thread! We must be soulmates! (swoon)”
or
-“This poster lives in the SF Bay Area, and has a name which is ambiguous as to gender! (swoon)”
Anyhow, I have a few harmless crushes on posters who are married (Lady of the Lake and Deadly Accurate), a not-really-a-crush-but-DAMN-she’s-hot-crush on Kimera, and actual ongoing semi-active crushes on The Scrivener (who is VERY sparing with details about her personal life), Draelin (who I’ve flirted with several times, and who at one point promised to challenge me in Trivial Pursuit next time I’m in New Jersey) and Jayn_Newell (who may be too young for me, I’m not sure, plus she lives in Canada, and what’s THAT about?)
Eve gets my love and devotion. Always look forward to her posts. Brainy and beautiful (I’m sure). I mean she’s brainy but I’ve never met … ::rubs toe in the ground:: Err…
And She’s published!
Jack
Sauron, lieu, and Dante, because they make me laugh.
Eve, because she’s astonishingly witty and always charming. I want to be just like her when I grow up.
Nummy. I’d eat that.
I think ultrafilter is the bomb. He makes me feel like an utter idiot when he posts long thoughtful answers to mathematics and physics questions where I don’t understand any of the OP or the posts. SO smart…
And then once I saw a pic and he’s hot to boot.
sigh
Now my standard for guys has gone up to “so, are you a physics major and a body builder?”
Hard to come by, I say.
Isn’t that unbearably sexy? Worse yet, she replies to my emails!
Well I dont know about a crush but I look out for posts by The Weird One, matt_mcl and Case Sensitive. I also look out for posts by Kythereia, I’m a straight young woman and dont have a crush on her, but her posts always bring a smile to my dial…
Oh and um…Spatial Rift 47 once told me that I look glowing :o I’ve never really had that many positive comments towards my appearance so that was lovely of him.
Nobody mentioned me? OK, I’ll just be on my way.
I am absolutely stunned! Seriously, I read these threads, but never expect to see myself mentioned because I am:
A) Not cool at all
B) Not a very visible poster
and
C) Have always been a Maryann, rather than a Ginger.
Thanks, Thalion! You made my day! 
I am totally and completely crushing on Anaamika, iampunha (he doesn’t post here a lot anymore, though), Qadgop, Sunspace, Hal Briston, Atheist Princess, and WhyNot. 
sends the love and snogging to you all
And Lou! I can’t forget Lou…
Well actually, Lou… <gulp> I have a crush on you. I was trying to work up the nerve, and I figured someone else would have “claimed” you by now.
You’re funny, smart, have an appreciation for good grub, I love your style, and you’re damn cute to boot. I’d go see Rev. Horton Heat with you any day. But my husband would have to tag along.