He Hate Me Fantasy Football 2026 - Year 24

We have a problem over in the dynasty league (don’t worry about the bylaw minutia, it’s not that complicated) where one of our managers hasn’t posted on the boards in months despite the draft starting soon. We want to give him every chance to retain ownership of his team, but I have no idea why he’s missing or if he’ll be back. I was thinking if he doesn’t show up soon, we could use someone who is willing to run the draft on his behalf, doing their best to manage his roster until Omni can take it over. Ideally, someone who might be interested in taking over his team and playing the league long term in the event that he doesn’t come back.

For anyone that doesn’t know, a dynasty league is one in which you can keep any and all of your players. We have very deep 15 man benches so you can carry players long term that you think will develop into stars in a year or two. In a way, it’s sort of like a super keeper league. We draft rookies and anyone not currently owned by another player. The draft occurs over a couple of weeks in the thread, which allows a lot of research and trading. It’s a very different and pretty rewarding experience. We’re on 18 years which is one of the longest running dynasty leagues in the world and we’ve only had 6 managers turn over in all those years.

We want to give Omni every chance to come back, but if you’d be interested in proxy drafting for his team with the possibility of taking it over if for some reason he can’t come back, let me know - either PMs or post over in the dynasty thread.

@Omniscient is the missing owner here as well.

For this league - the draft is now set for 9/8 at 8:30pm. I’ll get the draft order posted here and set in the league in the next day or two.

For keepers, let’s set 9/5 as a target date, but I’m flexible.

Mine for now are:
Blake Corum in round 10
Harold Fannin Jr in round 13
Jaxson Dart in round 14

Thanks for helping out in the dynasty league, @Wilson. Unfortunately, I have no one who can fill in for Omni in this league. I’ll keep looking.

My keepers (as of now)

Quinshon Judkins in the 7th round
Chris Rodriguez Jr in the 10th round
Pat Bryant in the 12th round

I’ll jump in for Omni, if needed

@Jules_Andre, I’m going to give @Omniscient more time in this league, since we really only need keepers a few days before the draft on 9/8. But thanks for stepping up!

I’ll be keeping Travis Etienne in round 4 and Drake Maye in round 10.

Hey folks. Checking in. Looks like I was tardy on getting back into the board this year.

I’m traveling this weekend for my big annual IRL league draft. Was planning on checking in on Monday, but I haven’t checked the draft dates yet…

Welcome back, @Omniscient! Your spot is still open, let me know if you need the invite re-sent. Draft is September 8th, 8:30pm Eastern.

I do need the invite. Thanks. When is the draft?

I can read…

Hey - did you get the invite for the guillotine league?

Sorry, never got to post the draft order till now.
1 - Baltimore Weirdos (won the consolation bowl)
2 - Jayden Daniels Fanboys (my nephew Peter)
3 - Carcosa Yellow Kings
4 - Go Sports Gang
5 - Moridwon (Hamlet)
6 - Spiritus Mundane
7 - Omnipotents
8 - Chicago Cardinals
9 - Nine Inch Neils
10 - Disgruntled Goats
11 - Fourth & Nineteen
12 - (Frosty’s) Post Mahomes
13 - Big Mack Attack
14 - Exploding Pancakes

I am apparently completely unable to figure out how to create a poll… @SenorBeef any chance you could help out? For the scheduling options discussed in post 2?

(deleted a pathetic attempt to start a poll)

This poll is about how many playoff teams and how many weeks are in the regular season.

  • (As is) 14 regular season games (play one other team twice); 6 team playoff brackets; championship in week 17
  • 13 regular season games (play each other team once); 6 team playoff brackets; championship in week 16
  • 14 regular season games (play one other team twice); 4 team playoff brackets; championship in week 16
0 voters

When you’re typing up a reply in the normal desktop view (not sure if it appears in the mobile view) there’s a + option on the far right of the tool bar. That’s where “build poll” lives.

Thanks! I see it now; totally missed that I had to scroll down to see it :slight_smile:

We’ll need a clear majority to make a change; hopefully we’ll get enough votes.

I did not.

Sent you a PM with an invite.

At this point, we’re missing keeper declarations for:
@dalej42
Jayden Daniels Fanboy (my nephew, he’s considering Tyler Warren but maybe not)
Go Sports Gang @Gosportsgang
@Omniscient
Baltimore Weirdos

Still targeting Saturday to get keepers, but that’s flexible. And of course if anyone wants to change who they have already declared, feel free.

Jayden Daniels Fanboy declares zero keepers.