He Hate Me So Bad FF keeper league

Now that I’m back from vacation, a multitude of questions are flashing through my head.

Is Kitna worth an 8th round pick?
Can you believe this is the 6th year I’ve played here?
Can you believe I’ve finished exactly third in the league 66% of the time?
What does 6-66 remind me of?
Why didn’t the Chargers trade Michael Turner?
Can the Packers make the playoffs?
Can my avatar on yahoo get any goofier?

Game on, boys… GAME ON!!!

I’ve sent my 3rd and 4th to furt for his 3rd and 4th.

It’s better to let me know via email and then let me post the announcement, ya dirty stinkin’ RB poacher.

DrewBrees’Birthmark and Fightin’ Quakers have agreed to the following trade:
Birthmark gives: 3.7 (35) + 4.8 (50) - 1345 value
Quakers give: 3.13 (41) + 4.2 (44) - 1330 value

DrewBrees’Birthmark and Varlos’ Zzzzzzz have agreed to the following trade:
Birthmark gives: 4.2 (44) + 5.7 (63) - 1112 value
VarlosZ gives: 4.14 (56) + 5.1 (57) - 1047 value

Kudos to BabaBooey for these two excellent trades.

I think you should all join the private SDMB salary cap league right this minute. It appears to be separate in yahoo, so it shouldn’t count against your 3 FF leagues limit. Here’s the rundown:[ul][li]There are 9 roster spots (QB, 2RB, 3WR, TE, K, DEF)[/li][li]You get $100 to buy your players. You must have a full roster to earn points. (So figure $11 per player average.)[/li][li]You can change your mind without penalty; selling players back returns full price.[/li][li]It’s pretty much all touchdowns. (6 points per any TD, 50 passing per point, 20 rushing/receiving per point. The scoring rules cannot be changed.)[/li][li]Players range from a low of about $6 to a high of Tomlinson @ $30. Good luck trying to fit him under the cap.[/li][li]Each week, salaries are recalculated. Any player whose value dropped results in you getting back that extra cap space. Any player you have that went up doesn’t count against you; whatever you paid to buy him is the max he can cost you.[/li][li]You can completely redo your entire roster every week if you so choose.[/li][li]It’s point-based, not head-to-head. When you create your team, it will be part of the private SDMB league as well as regional and favorite-team specific categories. So after I post the best score on all of yahoo, Giants fans from the NY area will be shown to be the smartest football fans.[/li][*]There is no draft; you can start buying players right now. So go do it![/ul]FF is all about outsmarting the other guy, but your options are limited by what other people do. In salary cap football, you have no limitations. It is the ultimate contest of who is the better judge of fantasy talent.

Crap, I didn’t notice that. I thought I’d gone through and saw that it was the yahoo default scoring system. I don’t know why they don’t just use their default system - it’s better than being so touchdown heavy. I might have to change up my rosters a little bit.

No wonder I haven’t won yet…

Fightin’ Quakers and Trade Down for Kolb have agreed to the following trade:
Quakers give: 5.13 (69) + 6.2 (72) + 7.13 (97) + 8.2 (100) + 9.13 (125) + 10.2 (128) - 1307 value
TradeDown gives: 5.2 (58) + 6.13 (83) + 7.2 (86) + 8.13 (111) + 9.2 (114) + 10.13 (139) - 1355 value

After checking your potential keepers list, impressive trade. Very nice.

Today is the trade deadline. You have 22 hours to finalize any last-minute wheeling and dealing. I’ll give you a bit of a grace period, but do your best to get them in by midnight.

Reminder that this coming Tuesday is the deadline for declaring keepers.

I’ll start us off: I’m not keeping anybody.

You can declare them in stages; if you know for a fact you’re going to keep a guy, you can declare him now and still be able to add more later.

Benson, Jacobs, Chitown

Yeah, if you don’t win this year, then you clearly suck at FF. You’ll be able to start Jacobs, Benson, and whatever RB is available #7 overall. That’s three feature backs. Ouch.

Brees, Smith, Cutler.

The Karma gods may frown upon me again.

OK, here’s my story.

It’s unlikely I’ll be able to make the draft. I might be able to be in and out, but even that is not certain.

So, I throw this out to the commish and the league at general: should I be allowed to have keepers? I certainly can and will exclude everyone else’s keepers, but there’s no way on yahoo I can prerank players in a certain round…
We can do the same thing as last year - just know that whoever I take in those rounds really is my keeper, and then whoever wants that player drafts my keeper? I seem to remember that sort of worked last year…

But if it will cause too much confusion and headaches I’ll pass on keepers.

So, if Ellis Dee and the consensus allows it, I’ll keep Vince Young and Philip Rivers.

You’re fine; you can keep them no problem.

I’ll explain prerankings after the keeper deadline expires tomorrow.

Oh what the hell, I’ll keep Santonio Holmes (WR-PIT) in the 9th round. Keeper value is marginal here but why not?

KEEPER LIST

Quarterbacks
Brees, Drew (NO) - TradeDown in the 5th (5.13)
Cutler, Jay (Den) - TradeDown in the 9th (9.13)
Jackson, Tarvaris (Min) - CarMenace in the 14th (14.7)
Kitna, Jon (Det) - Moridwon in the 8th (8.3)
Leinart, Matt (Ari) - Mundi in the 8th (8.5)
*Rivers, Philip (SD) - 4th&19 in the 12th (12.6)
Smith, Alex (SF) - Munch in the 14th (14.9)
Young, Vince (Ten) - 4th&19 in the 9th (9.9)

Running Backs
Benson, Cedric (Chi) - Birthmark in the 3rd (3.13)
*Gore, Frank (SF) - Quakers in the 6th (6.13)
Harrison, Jerome (Cle) - Quakers in the 10th (10.13)
Jacobs, Brandon (NYG) - Birthmark in the 4th (4.14)
Jones-Drew, Maurice (Jac) - Moridwon in the 6th (6.3)
Maroney, Laurence (NE) - CarMenace in the 2nd (2.7)
Norwood, Jerious (Atl) - Munch in the 5th (5.6)
*Parker, Willie (Pit) - Hermits in the 7th (7.14)
Turner, Michael (SD) - Moridwon in the 11th (11.12)
Williams, DeAngelo (Car) - Munch in the 3rd (3.6)

Wide Receivers
*Curtis, Kevin (Phi) - InRex in the 10th (10.4)
Edwards, Braylon (Cle) - Mundi in the 7th (7.10)
Holmes, Santonio (Pit) - neuroman in the 9th (9.4)
Houshmandzadeh, T.J. (Cin) - Hermits in the 2nd (2.1)
Randle El, Antwaan (Was) - Hermits in the 9th (9.14)

Tight Ends
Davis, Vernon (SF) - Quakers in the 8th (8.13)
Smith, L.J. (Phi) - TradeDown in the 7th (7.13)

Team Defenses
*Chicago (Chi) - Birthmark in the 10th (10.8)

*Also kept last year.
TRADE LOG

8/15/2007
DrewBrees’Birthmark and Fightin’ Quakers have agreed to the following trade:
Birthmark gives: 3.7 (35) + 4.8 (50) - 1345 value
Quakers give: 3.13 (41) + 4.2 (44) - 1330 value

8/15/2007
DrewBrees’Birthmark and Varlos’ Zzzzzzz have agreed to the following trade:
Birthmark gives: 4.2 (44) + 5.7 (63) - 1112 value
VarlosZ gives: 4.14 (56) + 5.1 (57) - 1047 value

8/21/2007
Fightin’ Quakers and Trade Down for Kolb have agreed to the following trade:
Quakers give: 5.13 (69) + 6.2 (72) + 7.13 (97) + 8.2 (100) + 9.13 (125) + 10.2 (128) - 1307 value
TradeDown gives: 5.2 (58) + 6.13 (83) + 7.2 (86) + 8.13 (111) + 9.2 (114) + 10.13 (139) - 1355 value
DRAFT PICKS


Varlos' Zzzzzzz (VarlosZ)
01-01 (001): 1889
02-14 (028):  872
03-01 (029):  853
04-02 (044):  648
05-07 (063):  464
06-14 (084):  284
07-01 (085):  276
08-14 (112):  114
09-01 (113):  111
10-14 (140):   59
11-01 (141):   59
12-14 (168):   34
13-01 (169):   32
14-14 (196):    0
15-01 (197):    0
16-14 (224):    0

Trade Down for Kolb (Jimmy Chitwood)
01-02 (002): 1823
02-13 (027):  890
03-02 (030):  836
04-13 (055):  538
05-13 (069):  410
06-02 (072):  384
07-13 (097):  191
08-02 (100):  173
09-13 (125):   77
10-02 (128):   72
11-02 (142):   58
12-13 (167):   36
13-02 (170):   31
14-13 (195):    0
15-02 (198):    0
16-13 (223):    0

Baltimore Weirdos (Weirddave)
01-03 (003): 1759
02-12 (026):  910
03-03 (031):  820
04-12 (054):  547
05-03 (059):  500
06-12 (082):  300
07-03 (087):  261
08-12 (110):  122
09-03 (115):  103
10-12 (138):   61
11-03 (143):   57
12-12 (166):   37
13-03 (171):   29
14-12 (194):    0
15-03 (199):    0
16-12 (222):    0

Rhinosaurs(neuroman)
01-04 (004): 1699
02-11 (025):  931
03-04 (032):  804
04-11 (053):  557
05-04 (060):  491
06-11 (081):  308
07-04 (088):  253
08-11 (109):  127
09-04 (116):  100
10-11 (137):   61
11-04 (144):   57
12-11 (165):   39
13-04 (172):   27
14-11 (193):    0
15-04 (200):    0
16-11 (221):    0

New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
01-05 (005): 1642
02-10 (024):  952
03-05 (033):  788
04-10 (052):  566
05-05 (061):  482
06-10 (080):  316
07-05 (089):  246
08-10 (108):  131
09-05 (117):   97
10-10 (136):   62
11-05 (145):   56
12-10 (164):   40
13-05 (173):   25
14-10 (192):    0
15-05 (201):    0
16-10 (220):    0

MunchsUrbanAchievers (Munch)
01-06 (006): 1587
02-09 (023):  975
03-06 (034):  773
04-09 (051):  576
05-06 (062):  473
06-09 (079):  325
07-06 (090):  239
08-09 (107):  136
09-06 (118):   94
10-09 (135):   63
11-06 (146):   56
12-09 (163):   42
13-06 (174):   23
14-09 (191):    0
15-06 (202):    0
16-09 (219):    0

DrewBrees'Birthmark (BabaBooey)
01-07 (007): 1535
02-08 (022):  998
03-13 (041):  682
04-14 (056):  528
05-01 (057):  519
06-08 (078):  333
07-07 (091):  231
08-08 (106):  141
09-07 (119):   91
10-08 (134):   64
11-07 (147):   55
12-08 (162):   43
13-07 (175):   21
14-08 (190):    1
15-07 (203):    0
16-08 (218):    0

CarMenace (Nurse Carmen)
01-08 (008): 1485
02-07 (021): 1023
03-08 (036):  745
04-07 (049):  596
05-08 (064):  455
06-07 (077):  341
07-08 (092):  224
08-07 (105):  146
09-08 (120):   88
10-07 (133):   65
11-08 (148):   55
12-07 (161):   44
13-08 (176):   20
14-07 (189):    1
15-08 (204):    0
16-07 (217):    0

4th & 19 (Wilson)
01-09 (009): 1438
02-06 (020): 1049
03-09 (037):  732
04-06 (048):  606
05-09 (065):  446
06-06 (076):  350
07-09 (093):  217
08-06 (104):  151
09-09 (121):   86
10-06 (132):   66
11-09 (149):   54
12-06 (160):   45
13-09 (177):   18
14-06 (188):    1
15-09 (205):    0
16-06 (216):    0

Solomon Mundi (Spiritus Mundi)
01-10 (010): 1393
02-05 (019): 1076
03-10 (038):  719
04-05 (047):  616
05-10 (066):  437
06-05 (075):  358
07-10 (094):  211
08-05 (103):  156
09-10 (122):   83
10-05 (131):   67
11-10 (150):   53
12-05 (159):   46
13-10 (178):   16
14-05 (187):    2
15-10 (206):    0
16-05 (215):    0

In Rex We Trust (Omniscient)
01-11 (011): 1351
02-04 (018): 1105
03-11 (039):  707
04-04 (046):  627
05-11 (067):  428
06-04 (074):  367
07-11 (095):  204
08-04 (102):  161
09-11 (123):   81
10-04 (130):   69
11-11 (151):   53
12-04 (158):   47
13-11 (179):   14
14-04 (186):    3
15-11 (207):    0
16-04 (214):    0

Moridwon (Hamlet)
01-12 (012): 1310
02-03 (017): 1135
03-12 (040):  694
04-03 (045):  638
05-12 (068):  419
06-03 (073):  375
07-12 (096):  197
08-03 (101):  167
09-12 (124):   79
10-03 (129):   70
11-12 (152):   52
12-03 (157):   48
13-12 (180):   12
14-03 (185):    4
15-12 (208):    0
16-03 (213):    0

Fightin' Quakers (furt)
01-13 (013): 1272
02-02 (016): 1167
03-07 (035):  759
04-08 (050):  586
05-02 (058):  510
06-13 (083):  292
07-02 (086):  268
08-13 (111):  118
09-02 (114):  107
10-13 (139):   60
11-13 (153):   52
12-02 (156):   49
13-13 (181):   10
14-02 (184):    6
15-13 (209):    0
16-02 (212):    0

Crabby Hermits (The Mad Hermit)
01-14 (014): 1235
02-01 (015): 1200
03-14 (042):  671
04-01 (043):  660
05-14 (070):  402
06-01 (071):  393
07-14 (098):  185
08-01 (099):  179
09-14 (126):   75
10-01 (127):   73
11-14 (154):   51
12-01 (155):   50
13-14 (182):    9
14-01 (183):    7
15-14 (210):    0
16-01 (211):    0

Here’s the yahoo rankings of the keepers to make it easier to exclude them:

6 Gore, Frank (RB-SF)
8 Maroney, Laurence (RB-NE)
10 Parker, Willie (RB-Pit)
15 Jones-Drew, Maurice (RB-Jac)
16 Jacobs, Brandon (RB-NYG)
18 Benson, Cedric (RB-Chi)
28 Houshmandzadeh, T.J. (WR-Cin)
35 Brees, Drew (QB-NO)
44 Norwood, Jerious (RB-Atl)
56 Williams, DeAngelo (RB-Car)
58 Edwards, Braylon (WR-Cle)
63 Young, Vince (QB-Ten)
72 Kitna, Jon (QB-Det)
78 Davis, Vernon (TE-SF)
86 Curtis, Kevin (WR-Phi)
87 Rivers, Philip (QB-SD)
95 Cutler, Jay (QB-Den)
97 Holmes, Santonio (WR-Pit)
98 Chicago (DEF-Chi)
100 Leinart, Matt (QB-Ari)
104 Smith, L.J. (TE-Phi)
120 Turner, Michael (RB-SD)
147 Smith, Alex (QB-SF)
201 Randle El, Antwaan (WR-Was)
1859 Jackson, Tarvaris (QB-Min)
1913 Harrison, Jerome (RB-Cle)

IMPORTANT: In the interest of preventing problems during the draft, this year I’m instituting mandatory preranking and exclude lists. I will require everyone to send me a screen capture of the tail end of your prerankings list plus your entire keeper list.

Step by step instructions:[list=#][li]Select Draft Central => Pre-Draft Rankings => Edit My Rankings[/li][li]Change the Show dropdown from “Top 25” to “ALL” and press Go[/li][li]Select the keepers in order. (See previous post.)[/li][li]Move the selected players to the excluded list, then press Save.[/li][li]Change the Show dropdown from “Top 25” to “Top 500” and press Go[/li][li]Manually click every player in the center list from the first (Tomlinson) through Jerramy Stevens (ranked #224), then move them to the “My Players” list on the right. Press Save, and then Done. There is no way to make this less painful; you have to manually click all 200 guys.[/li][li]You will be returned to the Pre-Draft Rankings summary screen. Scroll down until the entire exclude list is visible on the screen, plus at least one player (eg: Jerramy Stevens) from the rankings list right above it.[/li][li]Take a screenshot of this by pressing the PrintScreen button on the top right of the keyboard.[/li][li]Run Paint (Start => Accessories => Paint) and paste the screenshot using the clipboard.[/li][li]Save this image as a jpeg specifying your SDMB user name as the filename. eg: Munch.jpg. I upgraded to cablemodem so it won’t bug me to receive bitmaps, but they are hugely wasteful on bandwidth. Jpeg is much preferred.[/list]Failure to do this will result in a penalty. The starting penalty is that after the draft you will be bumped to the end of the waiver priority regardless of your draft position. For each time during the draft when you draft somebody else’s keeper, you will be sent to the end of the waiver priority for another week.[/li]
If you send me an image showing that you preranked and excluded all the keepers, you will not be penalized in any way even if you manage to screw up the entire draft. There are no penalties unless you fail to send me an image.

A sample screen shot is included in the draft.zip I emailed to everyone.