Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s!
oh, and
Marge: I don’t want to be Chesty La Rue, or Busty St. Claire!
Homer: Fine, Hootie McBoob it is.
She actually says (after a pause) “Okey dokey”. I use that phrase all the time. 
The misquotes, they burn!
No, it’s corking, meaning excellent. It’s the kind of very-outdated slang Burns uses all the time.
Do you, Marge, take Homer to be your husband
In sickness and in health
In richness and in poorness - poorness is underlined -
In quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey navigated…
It goes on like this!
Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and this casino to join… [points at Homer and makes a ‘pop’ sound]
Homer: Homer.
Minister: … and … [points at Marge, makes a different ‘pop’ sound]
Marge: Marge.
Minister: … in holy matrimony. Beautiful.
Huh…I had assumed it was quarking because of the whole nuclear power/particle physics thing.
Ignorance fought.
Purple is a fruit.
Homer: “Marge, you being a cop makes you the man of the house. And you being the man of the house makes me the woman of the house. And I have no interest in being the woman of the house…except for occasionally wearing your underwear which, AS WE’VE DISCUSSED, is strictly a comfort thing.”
Marge: “Well, Lisa, I know plenty of women who say that you can ever change a man…but I say those women are QUITTERS! Why, just look at your father! He wasn’t much when I first met him, but after ten years of marriage, he’s much better.”
Lisa: “Uh, mom?”
Marge: “HE’S! MUCH! BETTER!!”
Mr. Burns: “This slackjawed family of troglodytes ruins my chances of being elected governor, yet if I were to have them assassinated, I"D be the one to go to jail! That’s democracy for you, Smithers!”
Sailor Guy (on the phone): “Arrrhhh, I have customers and must go. Call me later, Ishmael.”
Anyone?
Sounds like it would have been the Island of Doctor Moreau spoof from one of the "Treehouse of Horror"s. XIII, I think.
That, or the one where Burns is a vampire.
Homer: God bless you, Nelson Muntz.
Nelson: I’m no hero. I just like to hit people on the head.
Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
Ralph: “I bent my Wookie!”
Homer: “It takes two people to lie; one to lie, and one to listen.”
Grampa: “Oh go poop in your fist.”
Mason Fairbanks: “At least I can make both.”
Grampa: “I’ve always been proud that you’re not a short man.”
Kent Brockman: “We’ll all be taking GOLDEN showers…what?”
Marge: Homer! There’s a man here who thinks he can help you!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he’s a scientist.
Homer: Batman’s a scientist.
Marge: It’s not Batman!
( Homer staring at Carmen Electra’s chest)
Carmen Electra: Iam up here Homer!
Homer: Ive made my choice!
Homer shoots Marge with the makeup gun
Marge: You had it set for whore!*
- I laughed for hours at this episode!
That whole invention thing is great. According to the DVD commentary for that episode, that entire scene got more laughs in animatics (rough animation) than any other scene in the show’s history.
“Women aren’t going to be liked being shot in the face.”
“Women will like what I tell them to like.”
You forgot to append “Bueller.”
Lisa: Wait a minute. Xena can’t fly!
Lucy Lawless: How many times do I have to say it? I’m not Xena!
Grampa: “That doll is evil, I tell you, evil, evil, EVIL!!”
Marge: “Grampa, you’ve said that about all the presents.”
Grampa: “I just want attention.”
Homer: “Bart’s doll has been trying to kill me, and the toaster’s been laughing at me…”
Malibu Stacy: “Don’t. Ask. Me. I’m. Just. A. Girl. Aheheheeee.”