I get to be in a dunking booth at carnival this upcoming Labor Day weekend.
I need good insults to shout at my customers as they’re trying to dunk me. They have to be fairly clean as the majority of my customers will be between the ages of 6 - 13.
Thanks for any help.
(Can’t wait)
http://www.worldofmi.com/gamehelp/insults/
'Course, it helps if you were fighting them, but many could work.
You’re too young, go home and stop trying.
We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher!
6-13 year olds ought to love it. 
You look like a cheese doodle, but you smell even worse?
(Trying to think of insults for a 6-year-old).
You couldn’t hit an elephant at that dist…
Si
I made this one up.
This isn’t Thanksgiving so why am I staring at a turkey.
My six year old daughter loves:
Me: Goober say what?
Her: What?
Me: There’s the Goober.
Ha! I’ll be using this one.
Thanks.
I totally read this as “drunken booth.” I’m glad to see I was wrong…
Aaaand another missss.
What’s your excuse? You can’t throw on days that end with “Y”?
Did your mother have any kids who lived?
The 13 year olds will laugh, the six year olds will ponder the question. Orphans and those who have lost siblings will likely cry, however.
I still don’t get that! Is it supposed to mean the thrower has no life?
A classic:
My 86 year old toothless grandma throws harder than that!
Based on how they throw, tell them they’re gonna grow up to be:
a) a librarian
b) a nurse
c) a rodeo clown
d) etc etc
And she doesn’t have any arms!
And she’s been dead for X years!
And she’s blind!
And she’s in a wheelchair!
“You throw like a giiiiirrrl.” (sorry, the OP did ask for insults for 6 - 13yo).
Maybe you should be in the tank. You smell like you need a bath!
Too bad it’s for kids. I just thought of a good one for adult couples…
Said to guy in couple: “As long as I’m dry you’ve got NO chance of getting her wet!”
That’s why took this job - I knew that you would be throwing!
That’s OK, if I get bored I can start fishing.
Where’d you get those shoes?
Hey, who cut your hair? Did he find his glasses?
Did you get that shirt free with the pants?
Do you want me to throw that for you?
You throw any worse and I’ll jump in out of pity!