Sigh. Let’s try this again. I’ll type real s-l-o-w so that mouthbreathers like you might be able to follow along.
I made this statement:
That is a statement of fact. And damn near every response that I have gotten on that statement simply goes to prove the accuracy of the statement. Including yours.
And yet you oblivious liberal blockheads still wonder why I think that YOU are all fucking idiots.
Bolding mine. Yes.
He also had to “look up Vicodin,” so clearly we can totally trust his vast knowledge on the subject of drugs and abuse.
You have a cite for the bolded part?
What’s your point? Would you prefer I not look up the details on critical issues before answering important questions? 
I also never claimed to be the foremost expert on this issue, just that I was a guy who had some knowledge on it.
My cat was getting antsy for the 'nip so I had him put down.
Just kidding. I only distracted him with a laser pointer.
Who accused who of thinking with his dick? I am thinking a conservative took offense at some random person saying another random person was thinkin with his dick.
YES, YOU SHOULD! but you didn’t before spouting off as the authority on all things drugs.
No, the point is you felt the need to express your opinion based on…well, nothing really. Ad you chose to express it in shockingly misogynistic terms.
I keep pondering the statement that you should get what you need, and broom 'em fast.
What is it that you “need?”
(don’t care what the Goblin meant, I wanna know what you mean, CosmicManiac)
I’ll respond to the reality-based portions of your post:
Happy now?
There’s nothing more stupid. Might as well sell the character to DC.
He PMed you? This kid has potential to someday develop class. Let’s keep him around and see what happens.
This is what I mean.
Snarky as shit. We need to keep him.
Oh fuck, yeah!
That last bit works with Clothy, too.
My oldest has a cat named Jones. It’s appropriate. Had a hedge full of it. My cats loved to go outside.
I meant you should bang her a few more times if it’ll make you feel better, but then get out of there once you’ve gotten your rocks off enough to satisfy yourself.
Fuck her and forget her, you mean?
Hit it and quit it?
Holy shit you’re a moral degenerate.
Women are people, not fucktoys. Women’s emotions matter too.
OK. Read that again. Do you see nothing there that leads people to accuse you of being a misogynistic asshole?
Precisely.
Quoting for emphasis.
And quoting this for truth.