Hi all. (as if the title wasn’t clear) Unlike LittleStar, I don’t have any fancy welcomings made by other people. So, the job has been put upon myself to introduce… myself. Hi, I’m Tuerca8.
Hi, Tuerca8!
I’m a newbie here,too. I just started posting a couple of days ago. Nice to meet you.
–Tabithina
Welcome to the Nuthouse, kid 
Don’t listen to Mullinator, Mr. Cynical, and TwistofFate. And don’t piss off UncleBeer. Other than that, knock yourself out!
Glad to have you around. Be good.
Welcome aboard. Happy posting!
Howdy! {{{{{{{Tuerca8}}}}}}}}
heyhowzit?
Welcome. 
That’s the best advice you’ll ever receive here. Well, other than, “Don’t piss off Manhattan.”
Welcome, welcome, welcome. Salutations and all that. Have fun and don’t forget to strap on your seat belt. Nice to meetcha.
Don’t listen to Coldfire when he tells you to not listen to me. I am a fountain of knowledge and wit. I am also strikingly handsome and exceedingly humble.
Also, Coldfire has thing with furry animals. We can’t explain it.
Nice to meet ya, buddy.
whisper dont talk to coldfire, except about felching, It’s all he talks about. He’s dutch you know…
Please allow me to introduce myself…
Yer pal,
Satan
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Four months, four weeks, 14 hours, 7 minutes and 21 seconds.
6023 cigarettes not smoked, saving $752.94.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 2 weeks, 6 days, 21 hours, 55 minutes.
Hello, welcome to the board. Soon you won’t be able to sleep at night, be careful.
Don’t suck on the straws, who knows where they’ve been…
Psssst! want some candy?
UncleBeer is a complete wanker!
He also has a thing for furry animals, but in a more sinister manner…
Hi!
Tuerca I can tell you’re a nut.
Don’t listen to ANY of 'em! This whole board is a communist plot to pollute our Precious Bodily Fluids…
You are wearing your protective tinfoil helmet, right?
Anyway, nice to meet ya!
-The Jew
Hi! Glad to have you and all that. Now, on to the important stuff. Age? Gender? Marital status? Hmmm…I guess that’s it. Good to meet you, have a great time.