Hi, that was Eutycus, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you.
Seven years of college down the drain.
Thank you all for the welcome…not too worried about making a fool of myself: its a fine art that I have been working on for several years now!
you didn’t get the memo? the pie and cake were, um lost, in the uh basement incident a few weeks back when the dairy dessert aaahhh “overflowed” its [del]containment[/del] carton.
Monkey Mom, well, I know you’re a Mom and all, but, the candy is safer. Specially if its baked into cookies
Welcome
why yes, I usually do capitalize Mom, Drill Sergeant and other words; as a habit of training
You’ll fit in well, however that should have been a semicolon, not a colon.
See what we’re like?
On the other hand I asked about your hockey affiliation because I SWORE your user name was “Hockey mom!”
D’oh!
Welcome encore.
Greetings, Monkey Mom! 
3 questions:
- Have you killed any humans?
- If yes, how many? and,
- Why?