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Hello! Bonjour! Guten morgen! Konichi Wa!
Be welcome and help yourself to the goat and the squid. (Well, frankly you won’t have much say in that anyway, but it’s always nice to make one feel like they’re involved in the process)
Just be wary of the lonk. If someone trots out the lonk, run. Very, very fast.
But welcome!
Welcome. According to the Google ads, I see that you brought Free Lobster Tails with you. Good move. Bribery goes a long way here. I like mine steamed, with drawn butter.
Welcome, timothyg!
I’m new too. Yo.
Hi, timothyg! We’d already met at JHR1’s thread.
My own ads are for Home-Made Soup Recipe (I already got a ton of those, it’s called Mom’s Recipe Book); El Cerdito Chorizo (weird name for someone selling Spanish sausages, apparently); Real Healthy Beef Cooking (see soup recipes above) and Onion Tanks… which are completely food-unrelated, in spite of the name.
Anyone who brings this much food is welcome. Make sure you keep it away from the animals, though. We have a communal goat, a communal giant squid, several bazillion cats and dogs, some horses, a few lizards and some crazy relatives.
:smack: Mine say “Addicted to Online Porn?”
Guess the ads know me 
heh
Welcome timothyg!
waves
Hello!
I’m getting "paid surveys scam warning"s – damn, and it’s almost lunchtime, I wanted food!
Welcome! Did you bring pie?
Hello timothyg. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
That’s what I’m seeing, too. Been seeing it all day, as a matter of fact.
I wonder what that means. I’m not addicted to porn. Chocolate, maybe - porn, no.
Oh, and welcome, timothyg!
I get no ads because of work filters. It just says "Risky content removed from this page. Risky content removed from this page. Risky content removed from this page. Risky content removed from this page. " Y’know.
Anyway, welcome to the newbies!
Welcome to the Boards and enjoy your visit. Why don’t you tell us a little about yourself. Whatever you feel like sharing. What brought you to the straight dope?
Jim
I’d make some for our new friend timothyg, but unfortunately I broke my pencil.
Will melted butted suffice?
Just so you know, that’s not a typo for “melted butter” – those unfortunate few who are butted by the goat do tend to end up melting away like the wicked witch in The Wizard of Oz.
Welcome, timothyg and JHR1! (By the way, I’m old enough that keying in that “1!” combination reminded me of when I learned to type – the “l” doubled as the numeral “1”, and the exclamation mark was made by striking the “.”, backspacing, and inserting the apostrophe above the period.)
Not to mention the challenge of finding a suitable cave wall to paint…
Welcome timothyg and JHR1!
I for one welcome our melty-butted overlords.
Now what is this about goats?
I am getting “Jewish Recipes Cookbook” on the ad line. Are goats kosher???