This is rather lame of me, I know, but I recently quoted this to a friend and now they’re desperate to find the episode it came from. The only part of the quote I remember is Homer saying, “If you two hens are finished clucking…” (to Marge and one of her sisters, maybe?). The delivery was excellent. If anybody can find a YouTube clip, that would be even better. Sorry for the almost total lack of information!
This is the best I can find.
Ah, I remember that one, but alas, that isn’t it. I can hear Homer saying the “hens clucking” line, definitely.
http://www.lardlad.com/assets/quotes/season14/EABF01.shtml
Season 14: The Great Louse Detective. 6th one down on the page, and even has a mp3 of the quote.
That’s it! Awesome. Thanks!