Now that I am officially divorced, I need a new name as part of my new “me”.
The options I’ve come up with are
Scoot’sDad
DorkVader
Chaz The Great and Powerful
Glurg, forgot to say, poll closes after 4 days, highest number of votes will be primary with the other two secondary when I submit my petition for a name change
Really needs a “None of the above” poll option.
You could buy a membership and change your name to memberchaz…
I vote for “Glurg”.
Dork Vader’s Dad
Scoot’s Great And Powerful Dork.
‘Chazzie’ is what I choose.
The lil’wrekkers saying ‘chazzieboi’ would be cool.
Uh, no, and tell lil’wrekker not just no…
Scoot’sDad isn’t my favorite kaylasdad cause, it’s too similar to your’s, but I do like it. I haven’t ever bought a membership because I haven’t ever felt the need to, nothing has changed in that regard.
Glurg is an Onomatopœia, I was taking a drink of coffee when I realized my error, so no although it would make a funny name.
I did consider Dork Vader’s Dad, but Scoot is pretty young and more into Kylo Wren (wrin, ren, rin?)
**Darren ** uh, Scoot is my 10 year old son aaaand aaaahhh your suggestion is aaah a liiitle … uh, just nope.
Honestly, none of them.
I vote keep thinking.
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Aw man. I’ve been robbed. How about letters; GCZ? I really like ‘guestchaz’ better than the others, plus I don’t like changes.
(Yea, yea I know it’s not all about me:))
*It’s a plane!
No, it’s a bird!
It’s Kylo Wren!!*
Another vote for ‘keep trying’’ here. 
Well, I am somewhat cautiously open to some suggestions in a limited maybe I’ll consider them but not really sort of way.
This is the friendliest, most loving happy mob of heartless cut-throat brigands as I’ve ever met:D. There’s a reason I gave y’all a limited set of choices.
This made me laugh
On planet X everyone’s username is guestchaz
How about borrowing the handy filionymic construction used in Arabic, “Abu X” meaning “the father of X”, so you can be “AbuScoot”?
Western names especially have lots of traditional patronymic options for expressing “the son of X” (Mac/Mc, -son/-sen, -ides, etc.), but we seem to lack conventional filionymic constructions for people who would like to be known as “the father of X”.
Posty McPosterface.
My suggestion: chazbot, in honor of Mork From Ork.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain; take the last choice.
(Are the decisions of the SDMB masses legally binding?)
Actually, I did briefly consider a “son of” type name. But Mac or McGary just is so not me and we already have a Garrison, so thats out.