Blowing for Dollars!
Another one from the Simpsons - The Homewreckers.
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** Queens of the Bowling Age**
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Strike, You’re Out!
Personally, I think the most obvious choice (for bowling geeks, anyway,) would be Double Wood.
Equivalent terms for “Double Wood” might work in a pinch, too: “The Barmaids” or “One in the Dark.”
If you wanted to go with self-deprecation of bowling ability, “The Poodles.”
Plenty of other bowling arcana with room for double entendre:
The Benders
The Ticklers
Out and In
The Back Ends
The Fudgers
Greek Church
The Beautiful Strokes
Bowl Jobs and Gutterfingers are excellent!
a couple more…
Stiff Opposition
Queens Hold Big Balls
Four Off The Wrist
The Crashing Helmets
Lords Of The Rings
The Split Actions
Back End Approach
The Golden Gates
Ball Strappers
The Blocked Lane Pansies
The Powder Puffs
The Stiff Alley Guys
The Cheesy Cakes (maybe not applicable to YOUR particular skill level, though 
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The Cherry Choppers
The Wrist Masters
The Baby Balls
The Hard Way Boys
Apple Polishers
The Lilly Boys
The Ball Pinchers
The four gay guys on a bowling team.
No?
OK, how about:
Queenpin.
Happy Gays
Queer Frame
and my personal favorite Lickity Splits
The Rainbow Warriors
The Pink Elephants
The Pink Pussycats
The Purple People Eaters
The Blew Velvets
Bowls and Sucks or
Sucks and Bowls
The Swallows
The Pinwreckers
The first thing that came to mind was Balls to the Wall, particularly appropriate if the team tends toward the heavily butch side.
Also, The Hard Woods has a ring to it.
The Fire Island Guttersharks - appropriate to their location, sexual preference, and bowing ability.
Thtriketh and Thpareth
‘There is a bowlers gene’
‘tossed salad in a bowl (with some undisclosed white dressing)’
‘glitterbowl’
‘dirty little poofters, who bowl’
‘alley pride’
**Four Striking Sodomites ** (Could be taken so many ways.)
Four guys playing with their balls.
This is great!All 11 what? I haven’t bowled in a while but when I did there were just the ten pins.
I can’t think of a thing for team names (I think “Alley of the Dolls” is the best) but may I suggest for a team motto: Is that your ball in the pocket or are you just enjoying the game?
Please a little class,
The Confirmed Bachelors
or
4 out of 40
I’m not much of a bowler myself, but taking all 11 means winning all 11 points. It’s for ranking the teams from 1st Place on down.
Don’t hold me to this but it goes something like this:
3 points per game x 3 games = 9
1 point for highest individual score in a game
1 point for the highest combined score of the 4 bowlers in a game
If we can’t laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?
I have GOT TO say, some of the names you’ve all suggested are Fucking Hysterical. I Thank You all.
No, I didn’t spit soda on my monitor because I knew enough not to keep a can around while opening & reading the thread. I did, in about 4 instances, almost pee myself though.
As a matter of fact, upon the death of the thread, a list is going to be compiled, alphabetized, “framed” and “hung” at a little bar in West Babylon known affectionately as Club 608.
By “framed” and “hung” you mean something dirty, don’t you?
Ok…how bout Lispy Laners?
IDBB