Too Cool for Bridge.
Where’s My Finger?
The Ball Pin Hammers
Spares To Pick Up
Hinds In The Gutter
Split or Swallow?
Ah, but some of us are looking at stars! LOL
6969
The Backstreet Boys
N’Sync
Oh wait… they were already taken…
The Three Dollar Bills
Haj
Well? What did they decide?
Esprix
Perhaps it’s too late now, but…
The Other Team
as in, “he, uhh, plays for the other team”
(btw, the hyphen in the thread title gives it quite an interesting little implication)
8inch Pins
8 balls
Each others bitches
Super Gay Friends
Gay Bowling team
Sad Sterotype
HEHEHE fags are funny.
Split! My Ass!
I guess the little contest is over though.
Too bad, too, because I’d suggest We’re Here! We’re Queer! And We’re Going Bowling!
This is sheer genius!
“The Three Dollar Bills?” I’m suddenly of an urge to sing the theme song from “Gilligan’s Island.”
“A three dollar bill… a three dollar bill!”
Esprix
crap shoot
Well, one again, your suggestions were great. I still giggle even time I start reading them.
I alphabetized them, put them on a rainbow colored 8 x 14 spreadsheet, framed them.
I gave one set to the team captain, BK Mike who can’t stop talking about it.
I made a duplicate for Helen, the proprietor of Club 608 in West Babylon who has the whole list hanging prominently on the back wall of her bar by the pool table.
If I had to pick a name from the following list[ol][li]All That And Some To Spare[]The Ambiguously Gay Bowling Team[]The Alley Queens From Queens[]Alley Cruisers[]Apple Polishers[]Arse Bandits[]Arse Kings (Angle, Release, Speed & Equipment) []Alley Pride[]The Baby Balls[]The Back Ends[]The Benders[]The Blew Velvets[]Bette’s Bowlers[]Britney Spares[]The Barmaids[]The Blocked Lane Pansies[]Back End Approach[]Ball Handlers[]Ball Strappers[]Balls To The Wall[]The Ball Pin Hammers[]Blowing For Dollars! []Bottoms Up! []Bowl Jobs[]The Back Alley Ballers[]The Back Alley Strikers[]The Ball Pinchers[]The Bathhouse Rollers[]The Beautiful Strokes[]Bowls And Sucks[]The Ball Shiners[]The Ball Strokers[]The Blowing Balls[]Closet Bowlers[]The Cheesy Cakes[]The Confirmed Bachelors[]The Crashing Helmets[]The Cherry Choppers[]Crap Shoot[]Capote’s Cornbowlers[]Dirty Little Poofters Who Bowl[]A Dozen Balls In Total[]Double Wood[]Don’t Ask Or Tell My Average[]Each Others Bitches[]Exit 51 Rest Stop[]Eight Balls[]Eight Inch Pins[]Four For A Split[]Four Off The Wrist[]The Fashionably Astute[]The Fire Island Guttersharks[]Fifteen Pound Balls[]For Tops[]The Four Tops[]4 Out Of 40[]Four Guys Playing With Their Balls[]Four Striking Sodomites[]The Finger Holes[]The Fudgers[]Glitterbowl[]Greek Church[]The Gay Lanesmen[]The Golden Gates[]Gutter, She Wrote[]The Gutter Balls[]The Gutterfingers[]The Guys Who Already Had Shoes That Color[]Gobblers Knob[]Great Balls Of Fire[]Go Bowl Yourself[]Guys Who Like Big Balls[]The Glory Hole(y) Rollers[]Happy Gays[]High Ballers[]Hinds In The Gutter[]The Hard Way Boys[]The Hard Woods[]The Hardwood Rollers[]The Home Wreckers[]Heaven Sent Us[]The Homo Wreckers[]I’m Not Wearing Those Shoes![]The Jeff Strykers[]Judy’s Bowlers[]Keglin’ Sodomites[]The Knob Gobblers[]Liberace’s Lane Legends[]Limp Wristed Gutter Ballers[]Lispy Laners[]Lords Of The Rings[]The Lilly Boys[]Liza’s Bowlers[]Lickity Splits[]Lanes Bryant[]The Nathan Lanes[]One In The Dark[]Out And In[]Out Of The Closet—And Into The Gutter[]The Other Team[]The Other Gutter Ballers[]The Outstretched Pinkie! []The Pastel Pins[]The Picked-Up Spares[]The Pin Boys[]The Pin Setters[]The Pinwreckers[]The Purple People Eaters[]The Pink Elephants[]The Pink Pussycats[]The Poodles[]The Powder Puffs[]The Pin Burglers[]Queer Frame[]Queenpin[]Queens Of The Bowling Age[]Queens Hold Big Balls[]Rainbowl[]The Rainbow Warriors[]Spare Me[]Spares To Pick Up[]Splitz! (The Musical!) []Step, Two, Three, Swish! []Stiff Opposition[]The Smithers’[]The Spinners[]The Split Actions[]The Stiff Alley Guys[]Super Gay Friends[]The Stonewall Sliders[]6969[]Split or Swallow? []Split! My Ass! []Sucks And Bowls[]The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked[]The Swallows[]Strike, You’re Out! []The Three Dollar Bills[]The Ticklers[]Thtriketh And Thpareth[]This Glove Hurts My Wrist[]Too Cool For Bridge[]The Wrist Masters[]Thar She Bowls[]The Alley Of The Dolls[]The Tossers[]Tossed Salad In A Bowl (w/Creamy Dressing) []There Is A Bowlers Gene[]Up On All Fours[]Up Our Alley[]With All The Sex, We Don’t Have Time To Practice[]Where’s My Finger? []We Really Really Suck! []We Suck! (Literally & Figuratively) []Who Wants Headpin? We’re Here! We’re Queer! And We’re Going Bowling![/ol]I know I couldn’t…there are just way too many great names to choose from. [/li]
As of Friday Night, they hadn’t picked their new name yet, but I lobbied a little for a few of my favorites…namely:
The Confirmed Bachelors, Happy Gays, The Home Wreckers, I’m Not Wearing Those Shoes!, The Jeff Strykers, Queer Frame, With All The Sex, We Don’t Have Time To Practice, Blowing For Dollars!, Bowl Jobs, Eight Balls, Split or Swallow?, Split! My Ass! and There Is A Bowlers Gene
To make it for the four team mates to pick their new name, I put categorized them into 6 groups & put them on a checklist for their next round at the Babylon Lanes, a week from today.
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Cute • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
All That And Some To Spare
The Ambiguously Gay Bowling Team
The Baby Balls
The Back Ends
The Benders
The Blew Velvets
Closet Bowlers
The Cheesy Cakes
The Confirmed Bachelors
Dirty Little Poofters Who Bowl
Each Others Bitches
Four For A Split
Four Off The Wrist
The Fashionably Astute
Glitterbowl
Greek Church
The Gay Lanesmen
The Golden Gates
Gutter, She Wrote
The Gutter Balls
The Gutterfingers
The Guys Who Already Had Shoes That Color
Happy Gays
High Ballers
Hinds In The Gutter
The Hard Way Boys
The Hard Woods
The Hardwood Rollers
The Home Wreckers
I’m Not Wearing Those Shoes!
The Jeff Strykers
Liberace’s Lane Legends
Limp Wristed Gutter Ballers
Lispy Laners
Lords Of The Rings
The Lilly Boys
The Nathan Lanes
One In The Dark
Out And In
Out Of The Closet—And Into The Gutter
The Other Team
The Other Gutter Ballers
The Outstretched Pinkie!
The Pastel Pins
The Picked-Up Spares
The Pin Boys
The Pin Setters
The Pinwreckers
The Purple People Eaters
Queer Frame
Rainbowl
The Rainbow Warriors
Spare Me
Spares To Pick Up
Splitz! (The Musical!)
Step, Two, Three, Swish!
Stiff Opposition
The Smithers’
The Spinners
The Split Actions
The Stiff Alley Guys
Super Gay Friends
The Three Dollar Bills
The Ticklers
Thtriketh And Thpareth
This Glove Hurts My Wrist
Too Cool For Bridge
The Wrist Masters
With All The Sex, We Don’t Have Time To Practice
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Feminine• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Bette’s Bowlers
Britney Spares
The Barmaids
The Blocked Lane Pansies
Judy’s Bowlers
Liza’s Bowlers
The Pink Elephants
The Pink Pussycats
The Poodles
The Powder Puffs
Queenpin
Queens Of The Bowling Age
Queens Hold Big Balls
Thar She Bowls
The Alley Of The Dolls
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Local • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
The Alley Queens From Queens
Exit 51 Rest Stop
The Fire Island Guttersharks
Heaven Sent Us
The Stonewall Sliders
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Naughty • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Alley Cruisers
Apple Polishers
Arse Bandits
Arse Kings (Angle, Release, Speed & Equipment)
Back End Approach
Ball Handlers
Ball Strappers
Balls To The Wall
The Ball Pin Hammers
Blowing For Dollars!
Bottoms Up!
Bowl Jobs
The Back Alley Ballers
The Back Alley Strikers
The Ball Pinchers
The Bathhouse Rollers
The Beautiful Strokes
The Crashing Helmets
A Dozen Balls In Total
Double Wood
Eight Balls
Eight Inch Pins
Fifteen Pound Balls
For Tops
The Four Tops
Gobblers Knob
Great Balls Of Fire
Go Bowl Yourself
Guys Who Like Big Balls
The Glory Hole(y) Rollers
Lickity Splits
6969
Split or Swallow?
Split! My Ass!
Sucks And Bowls
The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked
The Swallows
The Tossers
Tossed Salad In A Bowl (w/Creamy Dressing)
Up On All Fours
Up Our Alley
Where’s My Finger?
We Really Really Suck!
We Suck! (Literally & Figuratively)
Who Wants Headpin?
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Political • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Alley Pride
Don’t Ask Or Tell My Average
4 Out Of 40
Lanes Bryant
Strike, You’re Out!
There Is A Bowlers Gene
We’re Here! We’re Queer! And We’re Going Bowling!
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Crude • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Bowls And Sucks
The Ball Shiners
The Ball Strokers
The Blowing Balls
The Cherry Choppers
Crap Shoot
Capote’s Cornbowlers
Four Guys Playing With Their Balls
Four Striking Sodomites
The Finger Holes
The Fudgers
The Homo Wreckers
Keglin’ Sodomites
The Knob Gobblers
The Pin Burglers
A lot of the names you all suggested would work very well on a straight or mixed team bowling league.
**Once again, great job!
T H A N K S **
Man, I’m always late for these things. Still…
How 'bout The Eleven Takers?
Two more late entries coming in from the peanut gallery…
The Oscar Wilde Bunch
and [Mr. Garrison]I’m Not GAY![/Mr. Garrison]
Four Wills with No Grace
Don’t know if this has been mentioned (no time to read the whole thread, sorry):
Back-door strikers?