Hmmm… I might have to reformulate my signature…
This should be better…
Ahhhh…
If you’re near Evanston or Clark/Belmont, get a Philly’s Best Cheesesteak, and have it delivered. Ohhhhh… soooo good after it’s been well aged in the back of a car for 1/2 hour. Seriously.
Mmmm… or a HUGE chicago-style kosher hot dog…
CORN DOGS!!! Oh, corn dogs are great!
Hagan Daas german choc cake ice cream.
Better Off Dead is my flick pick… also, The Last Unicorn.
Jesus, Vertiginous Annie! Now I’m starving and it’s 9 a.m.!
Two more days! Two more days and the fun begins!
Tibs.
Oh Tibs. What FUN…I am turning three shades of envy-green.
I can’t add anything except My Cousin Vinny.
And a new hat. A new hat always improves things.
Report back to us on Monday, okay?
Best,
karol
And with the parents around, you really can’t masturbate to pornographic DVDs on the living room floor. 
Says who?
Okay, okay, just kidding. I called my mom and told her that I really needed this weekend to chill out and she was okay with that. So [Ross] Par-Tay [/Ross] weekend is still on.
I just out of a meeting and I spent the entire time making my grocery list for the weekend.
My co-worker and I were discussing my plans and I told her about drinking pina coladas all day. She said, “Pina Colatus?” I said, “Dude, it sounded almost like you said Pina Colitis!” Now, of course, we have been calling them Penis Colitis. So, let me invite you all to have a Penis Colitis with me this weekend.
Tibs.
RTFirefly, you’ve been around long enough to know better than that! This is Tiburon, after all.
HEY!
I can’t tell if I should be offended or not.
Tibs.
Oh, and Meatros, yes, I did recently split from someone. I’m not sure I want to watch anything even vaguely related to love crap (I don’t like romance movies anyway) so it’s going to be horror, suspense, action, adventure, comedy, …but no romance! 
Tibs.
Hm…Ok, then I suggest Army of Darkness and The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad.
The second is (or has to be in the top 3) the worst movie of all time. It stars Lou Ferrigno and at one point you can see him climbing OBVIOUSLY rubber snakes…
Jesus, Meatros, I’m embarrassed to say that I’ve seen The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad! Ha!
Okay, here are preparations as they stand currently, in no particular order:
I have “Dead to Rights” for X-Box, little debbies, pringles, fantastic book I’m reading, lots of good food along with the junk food (chicken breasts, fresh veggies), my favorite coffee creamer and tons of good coffee, ice cream sandwiches …
After work, I’m going to the grocery store to get some Diet Coke (beverage of choice and at $1.44 for a 12 pack, you can’t go wrong) and some additional supplies. I think I’ll get some ready to bake cinnamon rolls and cookies. Then it is off to Hollywood Videos for more games and movies. I’d go where it’s cheaper (Family Video) but if I rent from FV, I’d have to leave the house to return them on Sunday. Pardon my language, but “fuck that shit.”
I just have to make it through today! WOO!!!
Pray that my Catholic Guilt does not kick in around Saturday afternoon and say, “What the hell are you doing on your ass? Go wash and wax your car or feed the homeless!”
Tibs.
I suggest a book full of short stories, so that you don’t have to commit to a long book.
What I would do is bake a who bunch of brownies, not completely though-so they are a touch gooey. Then I would go out and buy my absolute favorite ice cream, chocolate chips, nuts, caramel (not a necessity though), cookies (although might have to make them from scratch), and whip cream.
Also you need caffeine. I suggest some New Orleans coffee, with chicory-it’s positively great. You need “eye” openers to keep you up and the blood pumping.
An all call nurse would be good too, just in case…
If you feel your Catholic roots calling-don’t distress- just wait for one of those “feed these kids” commercials from sally struthers to come on and send in money.
See, no reason to leave your cave once you have all of your supplies.
Ooo, I have some Cafe du Monde coffee…Perfect!
You know how sad I am? I woke up at 3 this morning and couldn’t get back to sleep. Like one of those kids who is going to the Amusement Park and can’t sleep the night before.
You know, it’s a damn good thing I don’t own a scale to weigh myself. I’d hate to know how much damage I could do in just 3 days.
Tibs.
Tibs you don’t have to count the weight during a sloth and gluttony weekend. I have no cite for that, it’s just one of those universal truths. If you do start to think about it, eat some broken cookies. The calories leak out of broken cookies.
Don’t forget, if you get Cartoon Network where you are, Saturday mornings are Looney Tunes time. Looney Tunes are a must.
Have Fun!
Oh, I know how you feel, Tiburon. My Disneyworld trip is 2 1/2 months away, and I’m looking forward to the drive as much as the vacation itself, because I plan on enjoying two days in a gluttonous frenzy of candy and cookies. Well, semi-gluttonous, since I don’t particular want to have to hit every truck stop on the way. Of course, that might come from having already spent four weeks free of sweets on every day but Sunday (call it a Lent diet).
Oh, and I didn’t mean to completely hijack your thread. I was going to mention a great XBox game is Amped. Since Max Payne is rather story intensive, it’s great to have a game that you can go to when you want something more repetitive.
Cripes dude, I was going to suggest that exact type! I went to New Orleans resently and got one of those orange tins of the stuff. I tried to make the pastries but I ended up with a sad bowl of goop.
You could do A LOT of damage in three days. My advice is: Do it. You have the rest of your life to work off those thousands of calories.
Shit, Swampbear, I didn’t know that about the broken cookies! Why didn’t someone mention this earlier? Kick ASS.
DeadlyAccurate, I’m starting a countdown timer for you right now. I hope the time goes quickly because that sounds like a great vacation!
Oh man, I may have to get stuff for tacos…the craving just hit me with whirlwind force.
Tibs.