I would like someone to please give me the exact wording of a particular quote by Principal Skinner. It’s the one where he’s talking about the time he spent in a POW camp, where he ate some kind of stew that he’s been unable to find in America.
Thanks very much.
“I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of coconut mild, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can’t get the spices right.”
“I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can’t get the spices right!”
Don’t know the episode – it was a quick google search. 
/Shadez
“The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the Mad slogan “Up With Mini-Skirts”. Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn’t quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can’t get the spices right --”
It’s from Team Homer
Thanks don’t ask.