Is anybody suggesting turds are migratory?
Perhaps a more polite euphemism is needed.
How about “coprokleptomaniac” ?
I’m the sentimental sort. I’d like to suggest a “Turdburglar Cave Reunion” this time each year. It’s undeniable we’ve all taken part in something …magical.
I like it spoke…or perhaps felonious fecal larceny?
As long as nobody’s turgling birds, I won’t call PETA.
This thread makes the Baby Jesus shit his diaper.
Esprix
Can somebody tell me what an “ass-clown” is?
All I can guess is either somebody who puts makeup on his butt and walks around with his pants down.
Or maybe it’s as slam against gay mimes.
So we’ve finally evolved to The Origin Of Feces, eh?
I’d like to share with you all, if I may, a dream which I think really proves that I am spending way too much time reading on this board.
I’m in an airport when suddenly the induction ceremony for the Boy Scouts begins (note: I am not a boy). Part of the ceremony appears to be the eating bread and drinking wine thing (am I right in thinking this is called communion?). I decline, and they say that the punishment for declining is that I have to swear in public (ie in front of them, right now). I stand up and yell “[insert name here which my dream self made up but which I can no longer remember] is an asshat who likes to say turdburglar!”
Yeah, I definitely need to get out more.
Also, I’m very disapointed. I recently came across the word ‘assgoblin’ and I thought it was like one of the coolest words ever. Now I’m never going to be able to use it for fear that someone will think I’m bashing gays. 
Yes! We have sucked another one in!
An immaculate defecation, to be sure.
All I can say is, it’s about time I got the recognition I deserve around here…
You … delurked to share a dream about turdburglaring?!? Well then – welcome to the board, assclown! 
I just read this interesting wee fact…The average adult produces 65.7kg of faeces over the course of a year (the weight of an average medium-sized woman)
Those turdburglars better get busy there are mountains of shit awaiting them!
Wouldn’t that be when The Diapers became soiled without any actual defecation?
No, no! I’m the assclown! Didn’t you follow the link?
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It is mind-blowing (is that anti-gay?) that almost every pit thread turns into a homophobe argument.
Only if it’s done right.
ROTFL! Imagine reading the whole dictionary to find the meaning of the word, “turdburglar”?! A person would have to be a real lozenge to do that.
It’s been a long time since we’ve heard from Mr. A. Nemo or blowero, or for that matter Doghouse or minty (remind me, what did they have to do with this thread?)
It’s not as much fun when the loonies won’t play anymore (I don’t mean Doghouse and minty obviously).