Here I am, minty green. Something you want to say?

[UncleBill]

Damn, I am prescient! First I say “blow it out your ass” before Diane, then I link to the restroom definition of turd burglar before Sua!

I know what the next poster is going to say, too. Just let me hit <PREVIEW> here…

[Maeglin]

I’m ignorant because I just don’t think fucking Usenet should be the arbiter of a word’s meaning?

[Banger]

u suk 2

[dalovindj]

Fighting the good fight, eh blowero? It’s a lucky thing. What ever would become of the gay people of the world were it not for your courageous posts in the face of such verbal tyranny. Now I know the true meaning of Christmas.

But seriously, are you prejudiced against people who live in caves or something? Damn bigots. Can we get a banning here or what? I mean don’t you think the people who belong to ancient cave-dwelling cultures like the 23 ethnic tribes living in and around the Niah Caves in Sarawak would be offended by your insensitive language? Your ignorance only proves your ignorance :snicker:

Jerkoff. (Who did I offend with that one?)

DaLovin’ Dj

[Maeglin]

Compulsive masturbators, that is to say, single males.

[Witch]

When Mr. Witch is being a jerk can I still ask “what’s up your ass?”

I’m so confused. But this cave is a great way to get to know people.

[roadrunner70]

I can’t take any more of this…I’m goin’ outside to smoke a fag.

[SuaSponte]

*Originally posted by Maeglin *
**Compulsive masturbators, that is to say, single males. **

You think that once they get married, men stop compulsively masturbating?

BWA-HA-HA-BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Stop it, yer killing me!!

Sua

[Maeglin]

You make a good point, Sua. But I guess married men aren’t supposed to do their bonesmuggling on company time anymore, as it were.

[White_Lightning]

Man, UncleBill is like psychic or something. He always

Guys, if “turdburglar” is off limits, “cocksmoker” is doomed.

Did lieu write that glossary of workplace pooing ?

[UncleBill]

Originally posted by dalovindj *
** Jerkoff. (Who did I offend with that one?)*

Catholics.

ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Every Sperm is Sacred
Every Sperm is Great
If a Sperm Gets Wasted
God Gets Quite Irate.

[dalovindj]

Some guys take coffee breaks, I take jerkoff breaks

From an episode of Sex in the City. (What? The show is really on point sometimes! Sarah Jessica is hot!). Gotta concur with Sua on this one. I am in an exclusive relationship right now, but no matter how much we have sex I tend to slap the salami fairly often. I mean . . . ummm . . . . I have a friend who does. Not slap my salami but his. Well, I don’t. His I mean. Yeah.

DaLovin’ Dj

[Maeglin]

Slapping his salami would be one thing, but burgling his turds would be quite unacceptable.

[Koxinga]

Is Chumpsky blind because he slapped too much salami? Or is because he burgled someone’s turds? I’m so confused . .

[Rhum_Runner]

In Soviet Russia, the turds burgle YOU!

Don’t hit me, please don’t hit me.

[SPOOFE]

To all of you stupid fucking cave-dwellers; try doing a newsgroup search on “turd burglar”, and see how many posts relate to homosexuality (Oh, duh…gosh…how about that, huh?). The fact that you are ignorant to the meaning of the slurs you use proves only that you are ignorant.

Ya know, I once heard someone call a gay man a “punk”. Ergo, “punk” is an anti-gay slur.

I once heard someone call a gay man a “bastard”. Ergo, “bastard” is an anti-gay slur.

I once heard someone call a gay woman a “ho-bag”. Ergo, “ho-bag” is an anti-gay slur.

I once heard someone call a gay man “Peter”. Ergo, “Peter” is an anti-gay slur.

Blowero, you’re an idiot. Oops, is “idiot” an anti-gay slur, too?

[bdgr]

I sense a significant moment in straight dope history here…

[minty_green]

Bunch o’ asskissers.

[blowero]

*Originally posted by SuaSponte *
I took your advice and did a Google search. I got this definition of the term –

I find the same or similar definition in many places, though Miriam-Webster is strangely silent on the issue.
http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/toilet.htm
http://www.joshmadison.com/humor/lists/dump_at_work.asp
http://www.teamnattyice.com/shame_workdump.html
http://www.laughnet.net/archive/career/workdump.htm

I guess the term is anti-gay if the person trying to force the door open is gay.

Sua

Ya know, Sua - I usually find your posts to be intelligent and informative, but this is way below your usual standards. You basically found virtually the exact same joke on 4 different web sites. Since you seem to have difficulty using a search engine effectively, here are some examples of “turd-burglar” being used as an anti-gay epithet:

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=turd+burglar&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=3c3b82c0%40rsl2.rslnet.net&rnum=1

I am so sick and tired of being called “turd burglar” everytime I go out
somewhere in this city with my boyfriend. Sure, we like to have our
affectionate moments, cuddling and kissing sometimes in public, but does that
mean I have to be called turd burglar everytime I go out? I don’t think so.

Just because we are a same sex couple? Last night I was coming out of the Capitol 6 with Eduardo and suddenly behind us we hear a group of homophobic young men, who were obvoiusly threatened and intimidated by our holding hands, and suddenly we hear Hey turd burglars, that’s right you, hey turd tturd burglar.

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=turd+burglar&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=C9rLMv.1xG%40cursor.demon.co.uk&rnum=2

> Now your explanation of the phrase “turd burglar” .
>
Well, I can’t say for sure but I understand that your gay guy
would find lumps of turd on his dick after removing it from
your arse. So unless he had a receipt for it, he could be
arrested and charged with turd burgling.

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&threadm=000001bf83e6%248ff3cea0%24d3f61818%40earthlink.net&rnum=5&prev=/groups%3Fq%3Dturd%2Bburglar%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26hl%3Den

Hi Robert,

I listen to Phil, I will vote yes on 22, and I’m not a turd burglar and I
don’t like the backstreet boys cuz they are gay too.

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=turd+burglar+gay&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=27686-3C09EA7A-4%40storefull-122.iap.bryant.webtv.net&rnum=1

Subject: Was the Furher a turd burglar?
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Date: 2001-12-02 01:15:30 PST

According to this article, he sure was a bugger, alright. Hey Nazis,
let’s see you explain this fault of your “Furher.” LOL!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/archive/article/0,4273,4272141,00.html

Hitler was gay - and killed to hide it, book says

But I have a feeling that all the evidence in the world would never get you ignorant fucks to come out of the cave.:rolleyes:

[Maeglin]

Because we don’t take homophobic kids’ and wacky white supremacists’ word for it?