I know I’ve been living in a cave. Because that’s news to me.
Another one stuck in the cave.
Could someone explain what these figures are that are moving on the wall of my cave? It’s almost like there’s a candle behind me, and someone is holding marionettes in front of it. But these chains are keeping me from turning around…
It’s getting awfully crowded in this cave . . . Could you turdsmugglers and boneburglars move the hell over?
What are those shadows on the wall? People…turdburgling!
Regarding the definition of Zah:
The zen of pizza - I love the internet. So I guess we can assume that the question “zah?” is a request to provide relief by making one’s knowledge whole?
DaLovin’ Dj
So, if you actually, really live in a cave and you’re really actually an asshole, can you use the term asshole-spelunker to describe yourself or would that be anti-gay?
Wait, did you just use the word asshole in a derogatory fashion? Just what do you have against people with asses? Oh, I get it, an ass-hole is a bad thing so all of us dopers who posess one are “wierd” or “bad”. Bigot.
Wait, I guess it would be OK to use it that way as long as you have one. Anyone want to check? No stealing. Leave everything where you found it you cave dwelling burglars.
DaLovin’ Dj
To all of you stupid fucking cave-dwellers; try doing a newsgroup search on “turd burglar”, and see how many posts relate to homosexuality (Oh, duh…gosh…how about that, huh?). The fact that you are ignorant to the meaning of the slurs you use proves only that you are ignorant.
You’ve hijacked my thread to Cuba, you lot of carpet munchers! Give it back!
Hey, that’s an anti-, um, nevermind, that actually fits. And I’m almost in Cuba.
[Homer]
Mmmmmm. Cuban Lesbians . . .
[/Homer]
I’m not a lesbian. But I do munch like one!
u all suk
Oh blow it out your ass, blowero.
Whoops, I said “blow” and “ass” in the same sentence. That must be a double gay slur.
Hey, Bill used the “blow it out your ass” first. Does that mean I can’t take credit for it? Even if I didn’t see it before I submitted? Did anyone find out if “buttmuncher” is allowed? It’s all so confusing.
I took your advice and did a Google search. I got this definition of the term –
I find the same or similar definition in many places, though Miriam-Webster is strangely silent on the issue.
http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/toilet.htm
http://www.joshmadison.com/humor/lists/dump_at_work.asp
http://www.teamnattyice.com/shame_workdump.html
http://www.laughnet.net/archive/career/workdump.htm
I guess the term is anti-gay if the person trying to force the door open is gay.
Sua
Likewise, I always thought a pillow biter was someone with a combination sleep and eating disorder.
And why don’t these sort of discussions turn up in the “Ask the Gay Guy” thread?
Fenris