Try ex-lax, dinahmoe.
Although it would fit in this thread nicely, I think my corn on the knob joke is just a little too grody to post.
No really. You’ll thank me if I don’t.
Anyone who thinks that “turdburglar” refers to homosexuals is clearly a homophobe, as they assume that all homosexuals are also into fecalphelia.
Too much information. Way, way too much information.
But that pretty much clinches it. Minty, you know I’m inclined to be sympathetic. Nonetheless, if you called Doghouse a turdburglar, especially in the rarified setting of GD, an apology is in order. And some penance as well. A couple more days living in Dallas ought to about cover that.
This thread didn’t hijack. It metastasized. Some of you people are just plain abnormal.
I am quite confident that I have never called that asshat a turdburglar, in GD or anywhere else.
What the hell does Minty and Doghouse have to do with this thread?
About as much as Archduke Ferdinand had to do with the battles of World War One.
That’s beautiful.
Our wise sage of a brother, Eternal diverted this thread into it’s current state by flinging this pet name at our statesmanlike colleage, Doghouse Reilly. It was flung cleanly over minty’s head.
Sorry, just an off-topic hijack, Diane.
Hey, Ella Fitzgerald’s doing scat on television!
Homophobe.
Hate speecher.
Bigot.
You’re goin’ to hell.
Fenris
Well, thats all sorted out then! Carry on.
[Barry Manilow]*
“At the Copro…Co-pro-philiiiiiiiiaaa!”*
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I think Turdburglar is going to be surprised by how much controversy he’s caused.
HA! Plato weighs in on homophobia! I love it!
And I’m an Ogre. Of course I’ve been living in a cave.
Gosh! This thread went down the toilet…
As prophesized by the fortune-telling proctologist, The Fecal Finger of Fate.
I think that’s a call for lieu to join in the analyzation of this thread.
My girlfriend? Total bonesmuggler. Can’t keep her hands off it.
The reason no one in this thread knew that “turdburglar” is a homophobic slur is because it’s NOT.
And now fresh off their World Poop Tour, perfoming their hit song, Turdburglar, ladies and gentleman, put your hands together for THE BONESMUGGLERS!!!