Here I am, minty green. Something you want to say?

[GIGObuster]

All that and not a singe post from out experts Anal Scurby and Fecalnugget!

You see what happens when the thread is not titled properly?

[Happy_Lendervedder]

*Originally posted by Diane *
**Although it would fit in this thread nicely, I think my corn on the knob joke is just a little too grody to post.
**

Aw, c’mon, you already gave us the punchline. How much grodier could the rest of it be?

[Diane]

Whoops. You’re right, I did. Now that I think about it, the punchline is the only part I remember - thankfully!

BTW, is it “bone smuggler” or “bones muggler”?

[Witch]

Wayne Campbell of Wayne and Garth fame often refers to objects of his derision as “Sphincter Boy.” I’ve been know to use it myself on occaision.

I’d better never leave this cave.

[Asylum]

*Originally posted by Diane *
**Whoops. You’re right, I did. Now that I think about it, the punchline is the only part I remember - thankfully!

BTW, is it “bone smuggler” or “bones muggler”? **

“Bone smuggler”. If it was “Bones Muggler” we would have a bigotry against people who can’t do magic, and quite frankly after viewing this thread I’ve realized that I haven’t kept up with the latest homophobic slurs so I can’t afford any new biases right now, thank you very much.

I blame the lack of light in this cave that’s kept me from doing the required reading.

[RexDart]

*Originally posted by Witch *
**Wayne Campbell of Wayne and Garth fame often refers to objects of his derision as “Sphincter Boy.” I’ve been know to use it myself on occaision.

I’d better never leave this cave. **

I don’t think Sphincter Boy is a slur. Now Sphinctal Invader, or Sphincter Shucker, of Sphincter Diver, or Sphincter Jockey, or Sphincter Drill, or Sphincter Corker, or Sphincter Piston, or Sphincter Hydraulic Fissure Control Engineer…now that’s a different story.

[grendel72]

*Originally posted by Asylum *
"Bone smuggler". If it was “Bones Muggler” we would have a bigotry against people who can’t do magic

No, no, no… that would be prejudiced against the skeletons of 1920s potheads.

[apotheosis]

No comment from Mr. A. Nemo in quite some time, now.

Guess the flood of derisive responses wrecked 'em.

[Guinastasia]

“turdburglar” and “fartknocker” are Beavis and Butthead insults.

I just thought they were used because they sounded vulgar. Either way, I think it’s a reach.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

*Originally posted by apotheosis *
**No comment from Mr. A. Nemo in quite some time, now.

Guess the flood of derisive responses wrecked 'em. **

Rectum? It damn near…ah, that’s too easy.

[Guinastasia]

*Originally posted by Eternal *
**For the record, turdburglar is not necessarily anti-gay, in just the same way that calling A Nemo a queer is not necessarily an insult to homosexuals.

It perhaps could be used in an anti-gay context, but that clearly wasn’t the context I was using.

Also, I’d like to add: bonesmuggler. tee hee. **

So like, when a group of Soviet citizens discovered the remains of the Romanovs in the seventies, and one man took the skull of the Tsar under his bed, would it be wrong to call him a bonesmuggler?

Because he WAS!!!

[Mr.A.Nemo]

*Originally posted by apotheosis *
**No comment from Mr. A. Nemo in quite some time, now.

Guess the flood of derisive responses wrecked 'em. **

Whats the point? The term in question is used with as much hatred and venom directed toward male homosexuals as the term fag. All I see here is a bunch of rationalizing and arguing of semantics.

However, since so many find humor in this, the more power to you.

[apotheosis]

When someone observes that the sun is going down, do you also point out that ‘going down’ is slang for fellatio - which is just as much the sole purview of homosexuals as anal sex (i.e. not in the fucking slightest) - and get all huffy?

How the fuck does someone so easily offended make it through the average day?

[t-keela]

Sounds like a real dipshit to me! .:eek:

did you hear what he said, I’m gonna tell…

[Happy_Lendervedder]

*Originally posted by Mr. A. Nemo *
**Whats the point? The term in question is used with as much hatred and venom directed toward male homosexuals as the term fag. All I see here is a bunch of rationalizing and arguing of semantics.

However, since so many find humor in this, the more power to you. **

I’m offended by your use of the word “bunch.”

Granted, it’s not a commonly recognized slur toward my ethnicity/religion/gender/sexual orientation as of yet, but I’m workin’ on it…

[t-keela]

Isn’t bunch in reference to a “bunch” of grapes?
You know a FRUIT…(bad word)

[Typo_Negative]

*Originally posted by Mr. A. Nemo *
**Whats the point? The term in question is used with as much hatred and venom directed toward male homosexuals as the term fag. **

We’ve been over this, haven’t we? Yes, I suppose the word could used that way. But it is an assumption on your part that it always is used that way.

Ya know, when my 8 yr old nephew uses the word to playfully insult his friends, it’s because he thinks the word ‘turd’ is funny as hell. It is not because he is filled with hatred and venom at homosexual men. I’m pretty sure he does not fully understand what ‘homosexual’ means, if he understands it all.

[blowero]

*Originally posted by Maeglin *
**Because we don’t take homophobic kids’ and wacky white supremacists’ word for it? **

What the fuck, Maeglin? You don’t believe it’s an anti-gay slur if the person who used it is homophobic? Think about what you are saying. That’s like saying “nigger” isn’t a racial slur if a white racist uses it.

Why am I even bothering to argue with you idiots?:rolleyes:

[Miller]

No, blowero, what he saying is just because homophobes claim that turdburglar is a slur doesn’t necessarily mean that it is.

And, for people keeping score, the idiots in this thread are:
Eternal
particlewill
spooje
RexDart
SPOOFE
Fenris
beagledave
istara
-spoke
RobertTB
Bricker
The Ace of Swords
The Wrong Girl
World Eater
Diane
gobear
Tiburon
Dewey Cheatem Undhow
Ukelele Ike
Johnatahn Chance
vanilla
UncleBill
iampunha
Eve
dalovindj
Duck Duck Goose
Philovance
wring
Witch
Maeglin
Munch
Banger
SuaSponte
superbee
White Lightning
Rhum Runner
bdgr
minty green
Doghouse Reilly
mouthbreather
Jackmanii
Truth Seeker
lieu
Tapioca Dextrin
Happy Lendervedder
Esprix
pravnik
Dangerosa
dinahmoe
apotheosis
Asylum
elucidator
JeffB
Ogre
Jurhael
imthjckaz
Kyomara
GIGObuster
grendel72
Guinastasia
t-keela
Miller

Smart people in this thread:
blowero
A. Nemo

You two must be very lonely.

[blowero]

*Originally posted by UncleBill *
Dear Mr. blowero,

In this language we call “English”, there actually can be many different meanings for the same spelling and pronunciation of a word. You’ll notice this in a certain big book we like to call a “dictionary” when they use a numbering system to differentiate between what is called “definitions”. You have intimated you are a homosexual male.

Uh, Earth to UncleBill. I am not gay, and I never said I was, and that shouldn’t have a goddamn thing to do with it. Here’s another word in this language we call “English”: Asshole. And it describes you perfectly.

Now, not everyone reads the dictionary, and as pointed out earlier, “turd burglar” is, sadly, not listed in the dictionary, even if you read the whole thing. Now, knowing that there is more than one definition of the word “turd burglar”, and none of them are meant to reflect positively on the person called this word, can you get that bug out of your ass? We are now aware.

It wouldn’t have bugged me at all if the person who used it had just admitted he didn’t realize it was an anti-gay slur and apologized. But instead we got several responses from immature people who not only insist that they are right when they are obviously dead-wrong, but also are amused by posting every other derogatory term for gays that they can think of. Grow the fuck up, people! And despite your assumption that I must be gay if that kind of idiocy offends me, UncleBill, the truth is, it offended me because it was offensive…period.
That’s all I’m going to say on the matter. I have better things to do than waste time arguing with a few morons who won’t admit there might be something they actually didn’t know. I leave you to your schoolyard antics.